Discussion: Piers Morgan: What CNN Needs Is Megyn Kelly

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So…what CNN needs is a woman who can act like a bimbo and largely be there for men to salivate over…

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No more bimbos please.

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Just cause she said the new motto for Fox does not mean we want her:

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CNN had the good sense to get rid of Morgan, and thank God Kelly won’t be part of the lineup.

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Of course! How else are CNN kiddies going to find out that Santa is real and Jesus is white?

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I think Blitzer and Anderson would look quite fetching in Megyn’s classic low-cut, ruffled square dance blouse look.

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Blitzed would anyway.

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What is it about professional failure that makes media types so chatty?

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I don’t share Megyn Kelly’s politics. But she ain’t no bimbo, and dismissing female professionals in that way is utterly sexist — I don’t care how much you disagree with her.

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“I suggested to Jeff that Megyn Kelly would be a perfect primetime star for CNN — young, beautiful, slick, razor smart, bursting with opinions, humor and authority,” he wrote.

If Megyn Kelly is your idea of either beautiful, razor smart, humorous, or authoritative, you desperately need to find a better class of women with which to surround yourself. Really! She’s only attractive in that 80’s, assless, tragically skinny, anything with blonde hair is magically fuckable kind of way. And she’s dumber than a sack of Korean, dollar store hair. As for humor, she’s as about as funny as a child’s funeral.

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Is Piers suggesting that CNN viewers believe in White Santa and White Jesus? Or is he just implying that CNN viewers need a subtle shill for the right wing?

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She might not be sexist but much of her wardrobe is…

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You’re right, she’s not a bimbo. What she is a moral whore willing to say the vilest, nastiest lies in order to collect a paycheck.

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she is not as big of a bimbo as the other fox women. more like a bimbette. she occassionally finds an acorn.

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Shorter Piers, “I failed miserably because waaaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa.”

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What we need is no more “news channels”. 30 min of Cronkite managed to inform better than 24 hours of any of these waste of time networks like CNN, Fox, MSNBC. And the audience was much larger.

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Now that he’s landed a U.S. editor-at-large gig with the right wing rag online edition Daily Mail Online, Piers Morgan is talking and acting like every other right wing asshat dishing some advice to his former employer, CNN.

Fixed that for you.

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That made me laugh.

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This is Piers Morgan fluffing Rupert Murdoch, the guy who gave him his start in the made up news business.

ETA: This is a good example of Murdoch/Morgan relationship.

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