If he gets seven, what will Jared get? Looks like Jared will be a grandfather before he gets out, even if it’s just state charges
His cockiness will pay off handsomely in prison. LOL
Shaping up to be a happy Friday!
He should have also been banned from the securities industry for the rest of his life!
Tried a “Let’s Make A Deal” ploy and asked for 12-18 months, according to the NYT.
He got seven years. Whoops. And then he cried.
That Karma sure is a bitch. Still want a lock of Hillary’s hair, moron?
“Shkreli cried as he told the judge that he made many mistakes…”
Clearly foreshadowing the sentencing of another tough-talking bully.
When Donald blubbers like a baby.
And the bailiffs unceremoniously drag him to the van waiting outside.
Shkreli cried as he told the judge that he made many mistakes and he apologized to investors.
He’s clearly a prick, but I also think there is something mentally wrong with the guy–you can be both.
I do think he might be a suicide risk and probably should be offered some kind of treatment during his prison term.
I sure will miss that smug, snotty look on his face… must have looked hilarious, with tears streaming down it.
“Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found thee…ah, at last I know the secret of it all…” It is seeing Martin Shkreli, perp-walked out of the courtroom, back into custody, and on his way to prison. We don’t deserve all this winning!
Is seven years, seven years in this case? Or will he be out in 3-4 years with good behaviour and all that?
Bro Martin is going to be easy pickings in prison.
'I mean, I follow him on social media - so that means something. I’m not very bright and have no life, so I defend a selfish lying pig because I look at his tweets, and therefore, both our existences are justified."
No need for prison rape jokes here…for anyone, especially for a disturbed person like this. Hopefully, the prison experience is enough to wipe the smirk off his face.
My guess is he shows a very different attitude in the yard…
He’ll be yelping “Wu Tang”…
That’s Federal time, so he’ll eat the whole sammich. No parole in the Federal system.
Well, if nothing else that should wipe that smirk off his face.
How about putting him and Donnie in the same cell?. Or would that be cruel and unusual?
Shkreli shkried at his shkrentencing for shkraud.
Hopefully, he will be placed in a maximum security prison, in the general population, and we will never hear of him again, except in a 1 inch article about him being shanked in prison.