Apparently, Hillary supporters are the only ones intelligent enough to vote by smartphone.
Well – actually you can vote at Starbucks too out here on the West Coast, then you pay with your smart phone while you vote. Minimum charge - $3.50
/puts $1 in the jar
/exits thread quietly through back door
It’s illegal in Pennsylvania for any elected official to purposely share misinformation about voting and elections, according to the AP.
The law doesn’t have a sense of humor. Does this guy joke about bombs as he goes through TSA?
Now here’s an example of potential voter fraud, and as usual, it’s by a Republican.
Only the truly stupid or certifiably insane would believe state elections divisions would permit one candidate’s voters to the exclusion of opposing candidates to vote by smartphone.
The saddest part of this is that there is no longer a claim Republicans can make that is so utterly ridiculous we can safely assume it is intended as humor.
If there were a black hole of stupidity, no stupidity would escape from it. It’s more like a Quasar of stupidity. Republican stupidity is like the background noise of the universe – it’s always there so nobody pays much attention to it.
Yes, the holes are usually surrounded by the black rings their mothers gave them at birth.
“Look at the meme itself, ‘You can vote from home comfortably online,’” he told the AP. "Who could possibly think that?
He’s right, it’s clearly a fake. The spelling is too good.
This is the same shit the Fat Junkie (RUSH LIMBAUGH) pulls. He does it constantly. When he gets his ample ass in trouble, he just claims he was joking.
Everything’s all better now, right?
He does a variant of this just in general, too. He claims to be a reporter until he fucks up royally and people start snarling that the truth is nowhere to be found on his show. They he says loudly “I’m just an entertainer!” That is, until the heat’s off. Then he goes back to claiming he’s one of the unbiased reporters on the right.
You can vote by coffee cup at 7-11’s, too!
There are jokes online about voting in the 2016 election. They involve conspiracy theories about voter fraud peddled by people trying to suppress the vote. Hahaha.
This guy has just found a different way to do exactly that.
Not funny.
See, voter fraud is pretty much non-existent, and republicans are the worst offenders.
Suppressing the vote is denying the right to vote to eligible voters.
“Look at the meme itself, ‘You can vote from home comfortably online,’” he told the AP. “Who could possibly think that?”
Clearly, this man is not familiar with some of the things that Trump supporters think.
In some precincts, you can vote for Trump by spitting on your own floor.
Fuck him. Fuck him into jail. And I’m NOT joking.
Now we need to add one line to our conversation guide for canvassers…