Aaaaaand here’s the distraction.
Oh, great, Mr Insanity appoints two fellow inmates to check up on the asylum.
Will it NEVER END???
Not enough vomit in the world.
Apropos distraction – and, of course, completely OT but funny as all get out:
Drumpfie claimed in an interview with the Economist that he invented the phrase “prime the pump” (via Daily Beast).
I laughed myself silly. My Dog, what a completely delusional lunatic. You just can’t make this stuff up.
Hans von Spakovsky wasn’t available?
The comedy writes itself.
Trump, Pence, Kobach, Election Integrity. This is an Onion story, right? Somebody make it stop. Please.
The Commission will review policies and practices that enhance or undermine the American people’s confidence in the integrity of Federal elections — including improper registrations, improper voting, fraudulent registrations, fraudulent voting, and voting suppression.
Hmmm . . .geez, I just can’t figure out what’s missing from that list . . . hmmm . . . it’s right on the tip of my tongue . . hmmm . . . it’s like there’s some kind of foreign influence preventing me from remembering what the missing category is . . . hmmm . . . just can’t quite place it . . . can some outside agent help me out here and remind me what the missing type of action that undermines confidence in elections might be?
So, is that “investigation” into those 3-4 million voters a separate thing or no?
It occurred to me that this maladiministration runs things and proposes “investigations” along the lines of how the NFL ran its Deflategate inquiry: like crap.
Wouldn’t it be easier in today’s hatefest, bigoted environment to just introduce a Constitutional Amendment taking away the vote from black people? Trump would probably have a good shot at getting 38 states to sign on and have it enacted. Maybe sign an executive order similar to the immigrant crime tracking one he did, highlighting all the crimes committed by black people, and release the list every day. A year or so of intense demonizing and his Election Integrity Commission wouldn’t be needed, just pass the amendment. Be honest about what you want, Donnie.
60 million of your fellow citizens wanted all this.
Even worse, some 12 million “progressives” wanted it, too.
Now now, we can’t do that, but maybe there can be a bipartisan compromise that gives them 3/5 of a vote?
If they thought there was any shot of getting 38 states to sign on, it would already be done.
Next up in the Trump Circus; Prosecution of Hillary for the “email scandal” (once Granny Sessions gets around to it.)
That would keep the MSM busy for at LEAST a year while Trump continues to dismantle Democracy.
That’s the look Trump gets on his face when he KNOWS he’s bullshitting.
shhh… He met with them yesterday
Cousin Vinny would be proud!
Of course he invented the phrase “prime the pump”. He did this as a by product of his invention of the phrase “Trump Tower”, which he invented while working on his invention of the rocket engine.