I know Aretha Franklin, Q-Tip, and you donāt know R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
If we lived in a more respectful time, Merick Garland would be a Supreme Court Justice now.
Hello Mr. Vice Presidentā¦Merrick F*cking Garland.
Respect this, you coprophagous Pharisee.
More projection than a chain of IMAX theatres.
WTF? Yes, and maybe Merrick Garland would have gotten a vote.
āPence says Kavanaugh would be confirmed easily āin a more respectful timeā.ā
If we lived āin a more respectful timeā Merrick Garland wouldāve been unanimously confirmed.
Trump wouldāve been laughed out of the GOP.
And Pence would be struggling to sell insurance out of a strip mall in Fort Wayne.
"If we lived in a more respectful time, Judge Brett Kavanaugh would be overwhelmingly confirmed by the United States Senate. "
For example in a time when Republicans hadnāt utterly blocked a Supreme court nominee, refusing to even meet with him, let alone schedule hearings. Like that sort of time?
Dear Mike, sing this
A modest collection of Trumpās insults ā sing to āIāve Been Everywhereā
Insults everywhere, man, I have quite the flair, man.
Some think itās unfair, man, and I donāt really care, man.
Go wallow in your despair, man, insults everywhere.
Iāve called folks
Loser, no-action, liar, overrated
Basketcase, disgusting, out-negotiated
Hypocrite, crooked, little boy, very sleazy
Puppet, total mess, know-nothing, really easy
Nasty, terrible, arrogant, ineffective
Failing, lazy, wacko, crazy ā I deliver great invective!
Insults everywhere, man, I have quite the flair, man.
Some think itās unfair, man, and I donāt really care, man.
Go wallow in your despair, man, insults everywhere.
And then thereās
Flunky, kooky, sloppy, pathetic figure
Nervous wreck, reckless, clueless, not a leader
Done nothing, knows nothing, means nothing, fictitious
Not smart, no heart, obsolete, malicious
Zero cred, nearly dead, lyinā Ted, he is done
Itās huge, read the news, they all lose, Iām the one!
Insults everywhere, man, I have quite the flair, man.
Some think itās unfair, man, and I donāt really care, man.
Go wallow in your despair, man, insults everywhere.
Original version of the song written by Geoff Mack in 1959.
Revised lyrics by me August 2016
The hypocrisy is limitless. Merrick Garland should have been seated on the Supreme Court prior to the 2016 election. His seat was stolen by Neal Gorsuch. Go take your whiny ass back to Indiana.
Are his remarks ironic, satirical, or moronic?
Democrats in the Senate have gone from āadvice and consentā to āresist and obstructā
While Republicans in the Senate simply ignored their Constitutional duty to provide āadvice and consent.ā
All of the above.
āResist and obstruct,ā huh? Merrick Garland would like a word with you, you empty-headed Dominionist POS.
"Vice President Mike Pence on Tuesday said that āif we lived in a more
respectful time, Judge Brett Kavanaugh would be overwhelmingly confirmed
by the United States Senate.ā
he went on to state āEvery citizen of this country should stand in front of a mirror and ask himself āIs my facial expression bland enough? Is my faint smile one of contentment or content? Who among you can hold a truck door open like I can?ā He shook his head mournfully
'Too many people nowadays think that dogs and cats should not wear trousers. Itās disgusting how they parade around naked. When Iām president next year, this will be number 9 on my list of things to change.ā
If we lived in a more respectful time, we wouldnāt have this dumpster of a President.
BE BEST!
8 years of blaming the Mooslim Kenyan usurper, Mike.
8 years of dog whistles.
8 years of obstruction as GOP policy.
I say this with all due respect, Mike, in my nicest Southern drawl.
Bless your heart.
aka, I really donāt care, do u?
If we lived in a more respectful time, Kavanaugh never would have been nominated.
If we lived in a more respectful time - if we lived in an even remotely respectful time - Merrick Garland would be a Supreme Court Justice.
When Republicans show some respect for Democrats, maybe theyāll deserve some in return. Until then: Go fuck yourself, Pence.