I’m sure Trump is devastated.
Still, it must be tough for a guy whose soul is, literally in a jar in a Koch office somewhere to kowtow to a different billionaire.
7 Likes
He will end supporting Trump…and make it look like a big deal…keep attacking Trump
1 Like
I’ll give Ryan some credit for this only if he doesn’t come out with some weenie excuse to endorse Trump. I know that the Repubs are short in the ‘conscience department’ and will have to rationalize all of Trump’s grotesqueness whether he wins or loses. The Repubs are in a bind, short term and long term.
You’re toast, Paulie. The Trump Sturmabteilung will grind your bones.
9 Likes
Ryan will fold—just as he always folds—and will support Trump somewhat unenthusiastically.
7 Likes
He might as well support the Donald, since I’m going to drape him on you anyway.
1 Like
I have no fear that young Paul Ryan will find his way to Trump’s salad tossing extravaganza.
3 Likes
Man, for these other GOP beotches Trump’s like a frostbitten toe. You don’t want to die of gangrene but neither are you in much of a hurry to cut it off with a camping knife. Bummer. Glad it’s not me, though. : )
12 Likes
Yeah, there are days when I read the headlines and everything seems to be cracking up for the GOP, but I want to see them really top out the Richter scale.
2 Likes
They’re a natural team.
Trump cheats at golf, while Paul Ryan, the zombie-eyed granny starver from Wisconsin, cheats at running.
A spokesman confirmed late Friday that the Republican vice presidential candidate (Walker) has run one marathon. That was the 1990 Grandma’s Marathon in Duluth, Minnesota, where Ryan, then 20, is listed as having finished in 4 hours, 1 minute, and 25 seconds. Ryan had said in a radio interview last week that his personal best was “Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something.”
6 Likes
It’s like “Force 10 From Navarone” where they blow the dam, but the water still does all the work.
5 Likes
Why can we not just come right out and explain why even total twats like Ryan, Bush, Bush and Bush find it so difficult to look into the mirror and confront what they have created. stupidpartymathvmyth.com/…
3 Likes
Good. Don’t. It’s really that simple.
2 Likes
Ryan knows that playing bashful virgin in the whorehouse always gets you a better price.
14 Likes
Same coy-coy kabuki dance. A totally ball-less putz who will of course eventually support the racist, misogynistic proto-fascist scumbag as POTUS.
10 Likes
Nice metaphor. I like that.
1 Like
Ryan is holding out his “support” until The Trumpster promises him the position as the Head of the Federal Reserve in a Trump Administration.
1 Like
Coy is the new decisive.
3 Likes
Tune in for the next 100 news cycles to find out what he will do!
“Paul’s Story” (music swells, cue voice-over)
“Tonight, one man who some say might have been President himself, shares his inner journey about his feelings regarding the current Republican nominating process.”
“Mr. Ryan, as a rising start yourself…blah, blah, blah…”
It’s all Network, (the movie), from here on in.
4 Likes