Discussion: Pat Robertson: Sexual Harassment Claims Are Attempt To Destroy Fox News

Perhaps the Lord is using Pat as a warning to others.

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I did not know that. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Bolling: That is so true. You can ask any of the female FOX employees who received the picture of my enlarged manly dick.

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Everyone knows that SpongeBob Squarepants is responsible for making everyone gay…Jeesch!

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Why, it’s the greatest religious miracle since the virgin birth - you know, the way that Mike Pence and ā€œMotherā€ conceived their children, since no one would fuck Mike Pence even with a ten-foot Caitlyn Jenner pole-vaulting pole.

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I didn’t realize how malleable the Truthā„¢ really is in reality.

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Actually, I always had my suspicions about Patrick the Starfish. And Squidward always seemed a little swishy to me, too. And don’t even get me started on his friend Sandy Cheeks the squirrel. That girl does everything but wear flannel shirts and Doc Martens and listen to the indigo Girls.

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What would Jesus do?

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I think The Lord would be smoking something a little more, um, ā€œheavenlyā€, shall we say?

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If they don’t smoke in heaven, I’m not going.

Mark Twain

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Robertson: ā€œAll of those women accusing Fox men of sexual harassment, should instead just come over and sexually harass me…you know, for revenge. Please. I’m waiting.ā€

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MAO
We’ve more than once led the right wing
forward while text-book cadres swung
back into goose-step, home at last.
How your most rigid theorist
revises as he goes along!

Nixon in China, libretto, Alice Goodman

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This^^^

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Pat Robertson’s excuse for the FoxNews Blondes:
ā€œKNOCKERS FOR JESUSā€

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I thought Pat Robertson was dead? Oh well, just wishful thinking I guess. Anyway, I bet his arm is tired from grasping at straws. A born again asshole.

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I notice the deafening silence when tornadoes rip through,and floods roll over, ā€œGod’s countryā€ like rural Kansas and Oklahoma. But pointing out ā€œChristianā€ and GOP hypocrisy is hardly worth the effort any more — since it is present in practically everything they do and say. Just the way lying is the default position for the WH.

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I swear that old mofo will never die. He’s too scared to.

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Only the good die young.

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Exactly how I felt when Jerry Falwell died.

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