Perhaps the Lord is using Pat as a warning to others.
I did not know that. 
Bolling: That is so true. You can ask any of the female FOX employees who received the picture of my enlarged manly dick.
Everyone knows that SpongeBob Squarepants is responsible for making everyone gayā¦Jeesch!
Why, itās the greatest religious miracle since the virgin birth - you know, the way that Mike Pence and āMotherā conceived their children, since no one would fuck Mike Pence even with a ten-foot Caitlyn Jenner pole-vaulting pole.
I didnāt realize how malleable the Truth⢠really is in reality.
Actually, I always had my suspicions about Patrick the Starfish. And Squidward always seemed a little swishy to me, too. And donāt even get me started on his friend Sandy Cheeks the squirrel. That girl does everything but wear flannel shirts and Doc Martens and listen to the indigo Girls.
I think The Lord would be smoking something a little more, um, āheavenlyā, shall we say?
If they donāt smoke in heaven, Iām not going.
Mark Twain
Robertson: āAll of those women accusing Fox men of sexual harassment, should instead just come over and sexually harass meā¦you know, for revenge. Please. Iām waiting.ā
MAO
Weāve more than once led the right wing
forward while text-book cadres swung
back into goose-step, home at last.
How your most rigid theorist
revises as he goes along!
Nixon in China, libretto, Alice Goodman
This^^^
Pat Robertsonās excuse for the FoxNews Blondes:
āKNOCKERS FOR JESUSā
I thought Pat Robertson was dead? Oh well, just wishful thinking I guess. Anyway, I bet his arm is tired from grasping at straws. A born again asshole.
I notice the deafening silence when tornadoes rip through,and floods roll over, āGodās countryā like rural Kansas and Oklahoma. But pointing out āChristianā and GOP hypocrisy is hardly worth the effort any more ā since it is present in practically everything they do and say. Just the way lying is the default position for the WH.
I swear that old mofo will never die. Heās too scared to.
Only the good die young.
Exactly how I felt when Jerry Falwell died.