Discussion: Pat Robertson: 'I Wish Reagan Would Rise From The Dead'

blue_grit · March 23, 2015, 5:55pm

Pat means the mythical Reagan. The one who never raised taxes, never ran a deficit and brought peace to the Middle East.

fourlegsgood · March 23, 2015, 5:55pm

What? and eat your brain? or what’s left of it?

I, for one, think it’s time Pat joined Ronnie in the great beyond.

doctora · March 23, 2015, 5:55pm

Resurrected Reagan wouldn’t be able to maintain his “11th Commandment”: “Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.”

avattoir · March 23, 2015, 5:56pm

Didn’t he ‘rise from the dead’ once already? I thought that was the point of going onto GE Theater and Death Valley Days as ‘Almost Dead White Guy Hollywood B List Host, Pre-BillO Edition’. California Governor, that alone is a huge loaf of smelly fishy stuff, but gaming the starring role in that off-off-Broadway production of Preznit Ronald Reagan, that’s gotta qualify. He rises only more time, Satan gets up from the table and says, That’s it for me, boys; I’m going to a planet where they play by rules and not everything turns into fake pink ponies.’

ralph_vonholst · March 23, 2015, 5:57pm

Pat Robertson: ‘I Wish Reagan Would Rise From The Dead’

Because it worked out so well for Pat.

ltmcdies · March 23, 2015, 5:57pm

seriously Pat…the Reagan you speak of would have no home the Republican party of the TeaBaggers.

so move on already…

not that the above poster of zombeReagan isn’t cool and all

va_dawg · March 23, 2015, 6:01pm

Ha! Pat will be able to visit with St. Ronnie soon enough…no need to reanimate the puppet again.

mrcurmudgeon · March 23, 2015, 6:01pm

Apparently you aren’t praying hard enough, Pat Robertson. Why do you hate America?

doctora · March 23, 2015, 6:02pm

I don’t know, Pat, have your read the New Testament lately? Resurrected Reagan won’t be the same as Republican Reagan:

On that day Sadducees approached him (Jesus), saying that there is no
resurrection. They put this question to him, saying, “Teacher, Moses
said, ‘If a man dies without children, his brother shall marry his wife
and raise up descendants for his brother.’ Now there were seven
brothers among us. The first married and died and, having no
descendants, left his wife to his brother. The same happened with the
second and the third, through all seven. Finally the woman died. Now at
the resurrection, of the seven, whose wife will she be? For they all had
been married to her.” Jesus said to them in reply, “You are misled
because you do not know the scriptures or the power of God. At the
resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage but are like
the angels in heaven. And concerning the resurrection of the dead, have
you not read what was said to you by God, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the
God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? He is not the God of the dead but
of the living.”

tomanjeri · March 23, 2015, 6:06pm

Pat Robertson, “I’m Gay for Reagan”.

artemisia · March 23, 2015, 6:07pm

Pretty much…Reagan would be appalled by what he’s seeing.

Which means I pretty much agree with Pat Robertson- we need Reagan to rise from the dead and castigate his Party!

fargo116 · March 23, 2015, 6:11pm

It’s only natural for one corpse to admire another.

daveyjones64 · March 23, 2015, 6:13pm

I am not even going to bother making a reply to this article. Your’s so completely owns the entire thread!!

Well done.

fgs · March 23, 2015, 6:13pm

Reagan would be a Democrat today, compared to the current bunch of whacknuts floundering in his wake.

marincousa · March 23, 2015, 6:14pm

Sorry Pat but Reagan can not rise from the dead. Because his soul is in Hell.
His soul was delivered to Hell by the dear cherub souls of the infants slaughtered at El Mozate, El Salvador by your death squad patrons. Reagan is dead and in Hell and is never ever coming back.

theod · March 23, 2015, 6:15pm

It has actually already happened yet only THE ONION chose to cover it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoCQO90-0zQ

538liberal · March 23, 2015, 6:18pm

Well, Pat, start wishing in one hand while crapping in the other, and pretty soon you’ll have a handful of what Reagan did to AIDS victims, mental health patients, disadvantaged school children, the homeless, union workers, and everyone else he took a giant steaming dump on that I left out.

sooner · March 23, 2015, 6:19pm

And I wish Pat Robertson would stay in his crypt.

sniffit · March 23, 2015, 6:21pm

LOL…reminds me of Phil Hartman’s frankenstein skits on SNL…man is he someone who’s not missed nearly enough.

astro_walker · March 23, 2015, 6:22pm

I wish Pat Robertson would die and join Reagan in hell, if there is such a place (there isn’t). That greedy fucker set the US on course for tits second gilded age, which we are suffering through today.