To quote Chief Wiggums
“What is your fascination with the forbidden closet of mystery?”
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What could possibly go wrong? The stupidity, no, the insanity of it all just blows me away. Not even funny in the slightest. Just plain irresponsible.
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Love that piece! I always think: “Wow! He could have been a champion, a sure winner. As it turned out, he was only a near-Darwin Award winner.”
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Apple, schmapple. Forget the head scratching. Look at where his eyes are gazing . He’s checking out her boobs.
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So if your home is broken into you’ll go to your kid’s room immediately (“It’s the first place I’m going to go!" he continued"), because you want them to be safe? So, storing loaded (hidden, but not locked) guns in their room helps you keep them safer.
QED, I reckon.
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And notice the cutoff above the waistline.
Once it was a delicate question, whether Adam and Eve had navels…
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One idiot was giving me the ‘guns are only tools!’ line.
To which I said, “Tools? When was the last time you heard of somebody getting killed with a pair of pliers?”
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The biggest problem is that I have NEVER met one of these yahoos who didn’t think he was this:
When actually he is THIS:
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Well, as long as these are NRA kids, then they are future potential NRA nutcases themselves.
So, in a sad, twisted way, this is potentially helping us to clear out future gun-nuts before they can go crazy and kill innocent people. The most that they’d probably get in this case is their parents, which is totally acceptable.
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Then the parents can receive Darwin Awards for their dead kids!
Count on it!
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Hide the gun in the children’s bedroom. Keep it loaded because it is no good otherwise. Assume the kid who knows how fascinated your are with guns won’t poke around and find it. Call the child’s death an accident.
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No. This means curious, reckless gunny brothers shooting cautious, obedient un-gunny brothers.
Frankly if ammosexuals and 2nd Amendment fetishists want to escalate the level of intra-family mayhem that’s OK with me. If only they’d achieve a 100% mortality rate maybe in a couple generations the nation would be a more safe place to reside.
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It’s all abut selling things to these ammosexual morons. Every single bit of it. Was it here or on Faux News that I read the article about the new “fashion” trend in gun-concealment home furnishings? It’s a “growth industry” and these people are being pushed towards buying it. Using that picture above was spot on, because that’s what this is about. These fuckers accessorize their weaponry like gun crazed Kardashians. Nothing…and I mean NOTHING…gives them a tingle like a new gun or gun-related toy that makes them feel like they just visited Q prior to embarking on a another freedumb mission. Besides, what self-respecting spawn of an unmarried double-wide-dwelling methbilly couple needs a racecar bed when he can have one that hides a couple shotguns and an AR-15 that are quickly accessible via a “secret button”?
I’ve viewed interviews with gun nuts, wherein they’re questioned about their need for owning several weapons, having them in every room in the house, having unfettered access to buy more, etc. Invariably the interviewer will ask what would it take to make you feel more safe, or happier.
“More guns!!” is usually the answer. This from someone that it’s already been gleaned owns a couple dozen firearms. They’re sick.
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Just what we need…more paranoia.
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What could possibly go wrong? Because as everyone who ever had hard-copy porn knows, kids never find stuff that’s hidden.
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