It’s Satan himself that’s married to Heidi Cruz
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At least they’re not letting Fiore and Graham livecast the surrender.
“They have guns pointed at us!” Well, duh
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The moron Gavin just suggested, then quickly corrected himself, that they slip their cellphones in their pockets. “NO! Don’t put your hand in your pocket.”
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who is the fool with the upside down American flag ?
St. Cletus of Dumbfuckistan
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Live video feed from the site:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/nation/live-video-oregon-standoff-unmonitored-feed/40110194
I can’t wait to see how much damage they did to the refuge.
We’ll all be shocked, I tell you, shocked!
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More felony charges coming. Destruction of public property.
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Not David. He’s the cool one. Idiot, surrender.
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Surrender without having a chance to get shot?! Wait… you promised us…this isn’t fair…
Oh shit! Home boys’ goin’ rogue!
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This is so painful for David Fry…and so delicious for us!
Double Schadenfreude. Rocks. Twist.
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No, this is horrible. Don’t be that way.
In Ted’s defense she did keep screaming, “Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God…”
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Now he says he’s feeling suicidal. “I will die a free man!” This is bad.
Mental illness on parade.
Waaaa?? Are you shocked, shocked I tell you?
THIS IS F*CKING GREAT!
David just said he’s suicidal. Guess what? That statement just got you a turtle suit and padded cell in jail.
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More felony charges coming. Destruction of public property.
Destruction of Federal property, a federally protected wildlife preserve.
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