Discussion: Oregon Militiamen Deny Accessing Govt Computers At Refuge

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"We’re not here to hurt people,” Bundy told OPB reporter John Sepulvado. “Not even the people who work here.”

Well, the militia tribunal would like to correct your counter-pseudo-revolutionary talk, because you people threatened them and it’s no accident no one was there, weekend or not.

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If true, they’ve likely violated the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. Up tp 20 years in the federal pen. And no early parole, of course.

© The punishment for an offense under subsection (a) or (b) of this section is—
(1)
(A) a fine under this title or imprisonment for not more than ten years, or both, in the case of an offense under subsection (a)(1) of this section which does not occur after a conviction for another offense under this section, or an attempt to commit an offense punishable under this subparagraph; and
(B) a fine under this title or imprisonment for not more than twenty years, or both, in the case of an offense under subsection (a)(1) of this section which occurs after a conviction for another offense under this section, or an attempt to commit an offense punishable under this subparagraph;

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Does anyone believe Y’all Queda wouldn’t try to access their enemy’s (US Government) information?

I sure don’t.

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That’s hilarious. Let 'em keep accessing the computers. Track every login and its keystrokes. Then charge them for that as well.

Stupid assholes are probably looking at porn.

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We’re not here to hurt people,

said Bundy, while fondling his gun.

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In related news, Oregon Faux-Milita member “Swifty” has set a record score (Harney County) playing Angry Birds.

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Every day they sound more like a 3-year-old caught being naughty. Except 3-year-old terrorists usually don’t pack heat.

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His threat is very thinly veiled in a layer of chickenshititis. These clowns are already beating on each other. It’s too early for popcorn, but I would love some more coffee.

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Trump and the Republicans refuse to call the Bundy domestic terrorists RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN EXTREMISTS! Until they do, then they are condoning the taking over of government facilities by armed and dangerous white Christians!

Footnote: this assumes the definition of Christian has been updated to include the Mormon cult

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Cruz: Since they are patriots, they have legal access to govt information and can do so freely without any legal ramifications.
Trump: Since they are not black, rapists or Muslims, I would say our govt should help them. I am pretty certain they will vote for me as I understand their frustration.

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They’re really trying to make fools of USA. And having good results. Trump will exploit successfuly

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Yeah, but you’ve got to identify which specific ignorant shitkicker did it.

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Given that local law enforcement officials, including Harney County Sheriff David Ward, have received death threats and been followed home in the days since the takeover began

So where are all the Blue Lives Matter folks? And why isn’t the media telling me I need to fear “militiamen”? I wonder if we should go back and check how these guys got into the US anyway? Maybe their great-great-great grandparents came here illegally and, per Ted Cruz, we can hold them responsible.

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I get the impression that this well regulated militia is less well regulated than it might appear at first glance. It’s probably difficult to keep track of what everyone is doing, what with the rugged individualists making statements, running to the convenience store, sitting outside under tarps, and following the locals around while armed to the teeth
not threatening, mind you, just exercising their 2nd amendment rights to bear arms and intimidate older people. People who couldn’t plan ahead well enough to bring food to an occupation probably didn’t think to bring their own computers. Besides, since they pay taxes (theoretically) they own the computers
right? They should have a right to the computer just as they have a right to all that land that’s owned in trust for the citizens of the United States.
And just a question: would accessing porn and the Fox news site count as “computer fraud and abuse” under the act? Or is that another one of those things that is only illegal if you are not a “patriot.?”

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“Click, click, click, click, click
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These misguided morons only make sense to people who understand and agree with the following statement: the federal government is illegally occupying America.

[Consider what one of the Bundys says would end the illegal occupation][1]:

“When we can say, ‘OK, now we can go home,’ would be when the people of Harney County are secure enough and confident enough that they can continue to manage their own land and their own rights and resources without our aid,” Ryan Bundy said. “And we intend to turn this facility into a facility that will aid that process.”

To underscore his point, he grabbed a piece of paper from the office printer. It featured a new name and logo the group had decided on for the Malheur refuge


We, and the law and the Constitution know that the land, the resources, the facility, and the refuge mentioned above are all Federal property, owned by all Americans. The occupiers know that the land and the resources and the facility belong to the locals. Why? Because the federal government is illegally occupying America.

The media needs to stop talking about this being a protest over the Hammond sentencing. This is about illegal seizure of public property.
[1]: http://www.trust.org/item/20160107043742-lpuyx

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I’m amazed by the photos
Statistically, you’d think there would be at least one photo where the subject didn’t look like an ignorant goober.

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Lists of names and Social Security numbers, as well as government employee ID cards, were reportedly lying next to the computers.

This, my friends, is why you always clean up and secure your workstation before leaving. You never know when a band of ignorant, RWNJ, ammosexuals might take over. Seriously, if they left out secure personal information that’s on them, not Y’allQuaeda.

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