Discussion: Oregon Militiamen Deny Accessing Govt Computers At Refuge

I’d still like to know why the hell they don’t cut the power and let them freeze in the dark.

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I’m with you, they should’ve shut 'em down a long time ago. All I can imagine is that they’re being practical and trying to avoid the cost of replacing all those frozen water pipes, plus clean up the mess when the bathrooms freeze. Who knows.

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How else would the squatters access information about the current migratory bird patterns so they could locate and accidentally shoot a bald eagle?

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These rubes are really stepping in it, aren’t they? Rack up a few more FEDERAL charges and we’ll see who’s going to be ‘persecuted’ next.

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I can just imagine the browser history when they finally leave. Put a bunch of fat middle-aged white morons with beards and flannel shirts – who apparently have permission to go on beer and pizza runs whenever they want to --into a room with no adult supervision. Gonna have to put bleach on that computer.

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That’s exactly why. And let us not forget that every day this goober-palooza continues, they are further humiliating, trivializing, and providing-additional-rope-to-hang the entire bullshit militia/sovereign citizen movement.

When Trevor Noah is mocking you and the Decemberists are tweeting homoerotic fan-fiction about you, your relevance as a political force is over, guns or no.

Zappa said: “You know what those assholes really hate most of all? They hate it when you laugh at them. They really hate that.”

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Well…they are strong, virile types with urges and needs. Do you suppose it’s in circle formation or paired off?

LD

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And why guns, then?

Two words: Smart Bomb.
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4f63cbae69beddf221000017-480/explosion.jpg

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I have been wondering if they are just examining their web and how they organize.
But damn, they need to make some arrests soon.

Are you kidding? Three or four on one for these big strong virile juevones. Here

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The FBI moles in this 'organization" deserve medals for duty during extreme derp.

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Thanks for the link! Sounds like the patriot militia version of Lord of the Flies.

LD

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Just imagine - this wouldn’t be an issue…if they’d cut the power.

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Turn off the electricity. Why hasn’t this been done already?

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Maybe the sheriff and feds are giving them enough rope to hang themselves.

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It must be tough for them being cut off from their porn.

“Not even the people who work here.”

This should have been ‘Especially the people who work here.’

The use of not even implies that the workers either deserve to be hurt or that the terrorists have the ability to hurt them.

It’s just a nitpicking of language and I do admit that Bundy shows no special aptitude in this area.

But then again, it may be what he meant.

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Fingerprints? DNA?

Please… don’t mention DNA when talking about what these guys are doing all day on the computers.

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