Discussion for article #226773
Archbish… Love your gown, but your purse is on fine!
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Demanding a wafer be returned? Religious people are weird.
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Talk about a joke that got a bit out of hand. Jeeesh.
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If they really stole the wafer, they’re assholes.
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It’s just a cracker.
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I kind of figured it’d be about the satanic display at the capitol? Ah well.
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Cracker humor in Oklahoma. Why am I not surprised?
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Well played
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Try saying “wafer” ten times fast.
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Millions have died in Religious Wars for much, much less than “returning a wafer”.
Remember:
“For good people to do good, nothing is required.”
“For good people to do evil, Religion is required.”
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However misguided, there are millions and millions of people who think that that cracker turns into an actual piece of Jesus somewhere between tongue and tummy. That includes real Satanists (as opposed to the sects that are really just extremely radical atheists who engage in “Satanic” rituals as a way of insulting religion), which is precisely why they wanted one to ritually defile.
Whatever I may think about Catholicism, or religion in general, I’ve known a few Satanists in my time. And, without exception, each and every one of them was a person I felt an urgent need to know as little as possible. Each of them was, at best, suffering from a severe personality disorder and, at worst, a full-on psychopath.
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Regardless, there are objects in every person’s life that would be considered meaningless or inconsequential to others but hold great meaning to that person. Making free with those things is, at best, rude.
“It’s just a cracker.” Then why steal it & make public announcements about it when such are available at religious supply stores nationwide? Just to cause distress?
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All the Achbishop needs to do is unconsecrate the wafer. There’s nothing in the Bible that says he has to have it in his hand to do that nor does the Bible put a distance limit to it.
And yet they still manage to come off looking better than pretty much any Catholic bishop.
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For an outsider, I can’t really see the difference between the Church and the Devil worshipers. I mean, it’s all just made up, ain’t it? Why all the fuss?
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Cracker humor? Sure, it’s funny- until your whole neighborhood’s overrun by crackerheads.
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unusual. so far, all the comments show ignorance or limited juvenile humor.
“Once the Catholic Church has dropped the lawsuit, they can collect it from my attorney,” the attorney, Adam Daniels, told the Journal. “I don’t feel like wasting thousands of dollars fighting over a cookie.”
And yet your client’s hand was in the cookie jar? Why was that?