Discussion: NYT: Trump Laments That He Could Have Had Tom Brady, Not Jared, As Son-In-Law

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Fake news, for sure. Trump always lamented that Ivanka didn’t marry John Barron.

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Now that you mention it, 2 Scoops, Jared looks creepily the same as cheat-til-caught-then-lie Tom Brady. Have you ever seen them in the same room?

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“that they are simply upset with his effort to protect his father-in-law.”

What about protecting the country? He does know which one right?

Also, Thanksgiving Dinner must suck in the Trump household.

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Tom Brady drops back

The pocket is collapsing

He look, scrambles left…

Has a receiver wide open downfield

Gets the pass off before being smothered

it’s caught!!

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST! as time runs out1@aqaqQws#@A2We@W3E@oneE3qW!!!

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This soap opera just gets better every day. My only regret is that I bought popcorn instead of marshmallows.

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The entire Trump administration is falling apart as we speak. He’s lashing out at his closest allies in public, so imagine how he treats them in private. Donald Trump has no real friends right now and enemies on every front. There’s no possible way for this to end well for him. It’s not a question of whether, only when. I’m guessing less than a year, perhaps less than six months.

As to how his administration will collapse… it’s hard to say. I’m still willing to wager he’ll run away and defect to Russia, but we’ll see. Either way, it’s not possible for anyone in his situation to hold on for much longer.

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And you just know Brady kicks himself every day that he had to settle for Giselle Bundschen.

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Imagine the horror of being in his family at all, but if he can find a way to blame you for any of his problems, it would be even worse. The fact that he’s blaming Jared for his lack of achievement is bad enough, but if it turns out that the Russia “adoption” meeting is his downfall, then Don Jr. will be totally disinherited. Not that Don Jr. doesn’t deserve the worst that the world can bring down on him, but it would still stink.

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Only family in America where a turkey does the carving.

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And I could have had Hillary Clinton as my President.
Get in line, Fatso.

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aside from the hope hicks, trump bond , was it ever cohesive, a real “team”?

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With great quarterback skill and lightning fast reflexes he dodged Ivanka’s Trump sack. hahahaha.

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You think there’s still hope?

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What holiday dinner is not complete without a hearty helping of simmering resentment.

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This is so ridiculous and over the top, I have to think the story is a plant from the Trump WH propaganda machine. One of those, “let’s make up some nonsense to fill the 24 hour news cycle so it gets off this Russia-Putin collusion thing because it is killing us” plan.

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This is going to undercut Jared’s efforts to achieve lasting peace in the Middle East.

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I could have had a giant, orange, racist rectal sphincter as a father-in-law, he muttered in disappointment.

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Why is this night different from all the other nights?

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But, on the flip side, Jared did get a shiny new embassy in Jerusalem. So, there’s that.

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