Discussion: NYT Goes Inside Dark And Dreary Final Days Of Trump Campaign

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But surely Steiner’s counterattack will halt the Russian advance.

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he “prefers the soothing, whispery voice of his son-in-law.”

“Yessss my precioussss. You are a winner, yesss, resssst.”

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Another reminder of how much better the Clinton campaign is being run. (As if we needed more.)

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Just read it. The parallels to certain messianic despots holed up in the Bunker in the final days is starkly chilling.

My only thought once done reading was, "Holy Christ! Can you imagine this clown and his gaggle of disfunctional, ill informed, competing aides trying to run the United States?

But hey…he’s going to make America Great again, and he is a great businessman, and he tells it like it is.

Truly Chilling!

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Thanksgiving at the Trumps’ gonna be a blast this year.

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Barron is suiting up right now.

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Sounds like his staff is trying to keep quite the fact that he has gone stark raving mad.

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Jesus H. Christ on a cracker… I mean…just… Damn it now–I’m babbling! Even a low budget made for TV movie wouldn’t have elements like this.

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Will NYPD be closing the streets around the Tower of Mordor, I mean Trump Tower. on Tuesday night, to protect passerby’s from all the falling bodies?

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I can’t really express the exquisite joy and Schadenfreude that this is causing me:

"After the FBI announced it would review newly discovered emails related
to its probe into Clinton’s use of a private email server, Trump
campaign CEO Steve Bannon was so focused on what Trump should say that a
hot light near the teleprompter caused his “Kuhl hiking pants to begin
smoldering.”

May it smolder right up into your lap, Bannon, and do the world a favor by making it impossible for you to reproduce.

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On his campaign plane, Trump forces his aides to constantly talk to him rather than lest them rest, and he “prefers the soothing, whispery voice of his son-in-law.”

“Jared, tell me a bedtime story. You know, the one about what it’s like to fuck my daughter.”

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“Trump “privately muses about all of the ways he will punish his enemies after Election Day” and has floated using a super PAC to seek revenge.”

I just hope Trump remembers that enemy number one is Paul Ryan.

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O O O!

That was so beautifully right on that I wish I’d thought of it. It’s vicious but it’s vicious in all the right places and there is hardly anything better.

I commend you!

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And just this morning Reince was talking so bravely about how he didn’t care if he got blamed when HO loses. hahahaha

He was whistling past the graveyard “bigly” I’d say.

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The NYT just posted a photo of Donnie from the last few days, that did not accompany the original article.

Seems to be a fair representation.

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“he prefers the soothing, whispery voice of his son-in-law.”

Kushner the Trump-whisperer - just when I thought my distaste for Kushner could not go any lower …

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Ivanka can dream on if she thinks “her brand” will escape the carnage that is The Trump. Live by the name, die by the name.

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Well, trumps final meltdown will create some space for Sarah Palin’s reentry into the limelight.

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Over a cheeseburger, fried calamari and an “Ivanka Salad”…

Er…no, not going to say it.

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