Pants on fire: literally.
That is one dead elephantā¦
Note: I finally figured out who generated this cartoon masterpiece. It is Steve Brodner of Politico, who has many other gems posted at: http://www.politico.com/magazine/cartoons/2016/11/steve-brodners-campaign-2016-cartoons-000000?slide=0
I would pay money to be able to go back in time and be a fly on the wall and watch his pants burn, but I would not be happy unless they really burned up, not just a little smolder.
This has to take over the title of best HO campaign metaphor from the previous champion- the collapsing stage.
I think I particularly liked the description of a website the campaign uses 270towin.com where they create their own narrative of trump winning.
For 10 minutes, they clicked through the country, putting Democratic-leaning states won by Mr. Obama four years ago, like New Mexico and Colorado, into Mr. Trumpās column.
Their analysis seemed more atmospheric than scientific.
āYou can go to Pennsylvania,ā the campaignās digital director, Brad Parscale, said, referring to a state that polls show favors Mrs. Clinton. āYou can almost slice the excitement with a knife. You can feel it in the air there.ā
And like Hitler in the bunker trump says "āIām going to win.ā
New Mexico. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [inhale] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Haha. When my husband read me the headline while we were raking leaves, I said it sounded like Hitlerās last days in the Bunker. After he read it, he said thatās exactly what it sounded like.
I especially loved the part about Ivanka being afraid an ad by her appealing to suburban women would hurt her brand and didnāt want the ad promoted.
That guy aināt right.
Were you not going to say āno dressingā?
Hillary Clinton has an 84% chance of winning the presidency.
Trump mumbling to whispering Jared, at 3AM, thumbs twitching involuntarily: "Iāve seen horror. . . But youāve no right to call me a murderer. . . . Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terrror are your friends. . . "
Now if some tech wiz could create a website which lets you design your current body, Iād buy stock in it. 270towin.com is just as fanciful. Or full of shit. Take your choice. Hahaha.
āIvanka Saladā
That would be with Russian dressing?
Thereās a moment in The Crown when Philip in a snit tells Elizabeth sheās āqueeningā around. Do you think thereās a chance Bill will tell Hill sheās "presidenting around?
I probably would have been far more vulgar. Iām so ashamed. Really.
Melania (to Donald, in the bunker): āNoā¦ YOU first.ā
Not doing a particularly good job of it, are they?
Wednesday:
Good one, thanks for the chuckle (-:
When he brings his German Shepard and a Luger into the bunker and then calls for Melania, she better run very fast.