I suppose 240 years was a good run.
You know. while he was in Scotland, he asked if he could run for King.
I’m pretty sure Dick will take issue with this.
the most powerful vice president in history
So, will Donald be Queen or Queen Mum to Don Jr.?
So…Trump gets to be the Kaiser and the veep is the Reichskanzler. Got it. Well. I knew Otto von Bismarck. Otto von Bismark was a friend of mine, and Mike Pence is no Otto von Bismarck.
Some part of me wants to believe we are just not this stupid… Yet.
But this definitely explains the kasich hatred. He dared to turn them down.
So now we know what the “???” in the underpants gnomes’ business plan is:
- Collect underpants
- President Trump will Make America Great Again
- Profit!
There you go again, Lyin’ Donald! Nobody can eclipse the powers of Darth Cheney
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.
Now that is the sign of a real leader, a true visionary.
We aren’t this stupid. But Trump and his people think we are this stupid.
You know, I always thought figurehead president would be a pretty cool job. You don’t really have to do anything except attend a lot of parties and meet celebs and other heads of state. When there’s a hurricane or a mass shooting or something nasty like that, you just send your veep.
Not bad when you think about it.
After Drumpf loses, he will sue the Hill School and Wharton. “$300,000 in tuition and my sons turned out this stupid?”
After their public utterances, Drumpf will win the case.
There you have it, folks. He just wants the job, not the work.
Well you small dicked, asshole loser, you ain’t going to get the job.
I hate to disagree. The fact that 33-45% of people support him proves we are this stupid.
And the fact that all of the GOP is going along with it is going along with it is the end of the proof.
@wagonmound: a dick is no longer even required for the job! 
Trump is lazy and ignorant about everything except promoting himself. Nothing else matters
So it would just be a stupider version of the Bush maladministration. And with golf courses. Domestic golf courses, that is because there would be no where on planet Earth that a Pres. Rump would be able to travel to for fear of assasination.
Does Donald even understand anything about the job he’s campaigning for? I mean anything at all? He wants to delegate everything to the vice president. He can’t be serious, can he? I mean, it’s just…I have no words. How the fuck did he EVER get this far? Are American Republicans really–I mean honest to fucking god–this stupid?
And mistresses. You’d have plenty of time for mistresses.