This is a story, why?
This is on TPM, why?
(Actual newspapers have space to fill. Sometimes they run stories to fill it. That’s not true on the 'net.)
FoxNews: “Trump Lawyer and America’s Mayor Rudy Giuliani Attacked By Pedicab-driving Environmentalist!”
Maybe the guy driving the pedicab is the lawyer suing Michael Avenatti. Remember that “bombshell!!!” article from this morning?
Actually, Rudy will do literally anything to get a headline. I’m waiting for him to run down 5th Avenue naked wearing a wig and make-up.
LOL! Injuries update at 11!
Said Rudy:
“NO COLLISION! NO COLLISION!”
I am sure Rudy will peddle the pedicab story to anyone who will give him attention.
The winning comment on Twitter was:
“A clown, a curb, and 9/11.”
In my neighborhood, this is called a “door prize.”
I was hoping there would be video.
Unless he takes the opportunity to shoot someone, I’m ignoring him.
And the driver of the pedicab said, after the accident, “Well, I was a little shook up, being that I am not usually assaulted by the car doors of clueless, non-attentive drivers of SUVs ferrying privileged assholes around NYC. But what really filled me with terror was having to look at Giuliani. I mean, jeez, did you ever get a load of those teeth?!”
Oh, the message is there, and it’s chillingly menacing. Environmentally friendly transportation options developed by Asians and operated by immigrants will be dealt with harshly!!!
When he was mayor, rudi was known for being hell on wheels. Motorcades clocked at 95+, mass arrests of cyclists…
There’s no cost to pixels. Giuliani is in the news.
Enjoy life. 
In the news tomorrow:
White House: Trump calling New York pedicab drivers ‘animals’ isn’t 'strong enough’
He’s literally an accident waiting to happen no matter what he does.