Discussion: NYPD: Giuliani's SUV Doors NYC Pedicab, No Injuries Reported

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Maybe he could be the hypothetical person whom Dump shoots and his supporters will still support him.

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I see what you did there.

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Det. Martin Brown said that at around 2:20 p.m. ET, the door of a black SUV carrying Giuliani and two staffers opened into an oncoming pedicab in Midtown Manhattan.

“A door to the vehicle opened and made contact with a pedicab that was unoccupied,” Brown told TPM. “There were no injuries and no property damage.”

How does one have a pedicab that is both oncoming and unoccupied…?

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Giuliani’s SUV Doors NYC Pedicab, No Injuries Reported

Wait, Giuliani hit Lori Petty?

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Looking at how Giuliani holds himself, I doubt his neck could turn well enough to see if there were an oncoming cyclist - if he cared to.

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It was a Google pedicab.

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“No Collision! You’re the Collision!”

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Shit. Beat me to it.

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Fake News! It’s not fair that democrats are laughing at this, especially because it’s a fake News operation being Run by the deep state in an effort to Shore up the failing Trump Russia Witch Hunt, which is not a Thing because there Was no Collusion.

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A pedicab? Well, we know it wasn’t bone spur Trump.

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Unoccupied as in: pedaled by an operator, not carrying any paying passengers.

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NYPD: Giuliani’s SUV Doors NYC Pedicab, No Injuries Reported

I’m glad that there were no injuries. But, even if there had been, I’m sure that there would be a pedi-cure for them.

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I’ve never heard “door” used as a verb before. Must be a New York thing. Here in Minnesota, we “nice” people. As in, we’ll gladly give you directions to the airport, but we’ll never invite you over for dinner. (Note: I’m a Californian. We “californicate.” Just ask anybody north or east of the border.)

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In other breaking news, a car honked at another car for no reason in New York City today.

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First time I visited South Florida (years ago), I’m driving through a parking lot – surrounded by cars with NY plates – when the one in front of me stops at the front of a gerontologist’s practice, blocking me and the cars behind me. Big guy (6’2", 250 pounds, all muscle) gets out the driver’s side, goes around the front of his car, and opens the door for a frail, little-old lady.

Within 0.2 seconds, the car behind me lays on the horn. Rocco gives me the look of death, drops Mama’s walker, and starts toward me with fists raised. All I can do is hold my hands up, away from the horn, and mime that it’s the guy behind me, who (thank G-d) can’t bear to wait another millisecond, and plows around me and Rocco both – on the sidewalk – barely missing Mama, who pummels his car with her handbag.

Let’s just say the pedicab got off easy.

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I think the pedicab driver should apologize for getting in the way of America’s Mayor’s Door. Almost as bad as that guy who got in the way of Dick Cheney’s bullet.

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You sound surprised a non-story like this would run here. Ha! Feature, not bug.

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Je t’adore, s’il vous plaît

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I keep hoping things will improve.

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Wait a minute! That’s MY dream. I won’t have Guiliani be a part of it.

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