How about targets that look exactly like their brothers, sisters, and playmates?
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You guys are horrible at marketing.
Targets that look like Disney villains, officially licensed if possible, would sell like crazy. Probably Voldemort too, if Harry potter is still hot.
The grown-up version are those Obama zombie reactive targets, and maybe a picture of Feinstein with horns or something.
Iāll figure it out and make some calls.
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Not bad. How about a āgun cleaningā station where youāre always āsurprisedā when the gun goes off?
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Hereās my suggestion: We start a killing jar. Every time an NRA gun nut accidently kills someone, the GOP has to increase the minimum wage by a nickel.
Any bets as to how long before the GOP puts a stop to the NRA?
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premature dischargeā¦
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Nothing screams āsituational awarenessā like the NRAā¦
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The CBC radio program As It Happens had an interview with the gun ranger owner where the shooting occurred. It has to be heard to be believed.
His attitude could be summarized as āMeh! Sh*t happens.ā and he didnāt seem upset at all nor did he plan to change the rules. The exact term he used was āan unfortunate industrial accidentā. Told that no other gun range they spoke to would allow a 9-year-old to fire an automatic weapon, he finally showed some emotion other than nonchalance. He basically called them liars and said that until yesterdayās events, they all did.
Hereās the mp3 of the interview: http://podcast.cbc.ca/mp3/podcasts/asithappens_20140827_61207.mp3
It was the sound of a man who knew he had people sign enough waivers that he could never be sued and realized that he couldnāt buy this kind of publicity. He knows, and heās probably right, that thisāll make him a fortune.
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Being that it is mostly ex-military and ex-cops as instructors at the shooting ranges, can we hype something that is a hobby as gainful employment? I saw an interview with the range owner yesterday and it was as pathetic as this tweet, regarding children and safety.
On the other hand, down here in South Gun-nutistan (Texas), I know an awful lot of uber-crazy women that think like this. I have an otherwise normal, 60-ish friend who has never owned a gun. She recently decided that buying an AR-15 sounded like fun. WTF?
Funny when you put it that way. President Eisenhower wrote the MIC would kill your sons and daughter for a profit in going to war. Strange the survivors, of this mentality and other nuts, would kill their children at a profit center for guns.
These kids need to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse dammit! We donāt want them getting weak in the knees when a quick response is needed to mow down hundreds of flesh-eating monsters. Think, man!
Only from āterroristsā and āradicals.ā Rural white Republicans will be told they need not fear the coming confiscation, notwithstanding fifty years of propaganda telling them to fear just that, and theyāll be made sufficiently scared to buy it.
What these clowns donāt understand is that you canāt give someone else permission to be negligent. Thatās a contract thatās contrary to public policy. If he thinks he canāt be sued because he got people to sign waivers, heās in for a rude surprise.
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What took them so long?
Come for the bone-crunching recoil, stay for the sprays of brain matter!
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the fucking koch brothers. thatās how.
I couldnāt have said it better. Not only is this fucked up but the NRA chooses to double down
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the floor of the Stock exchange [/quote] There arenāt any people left on the exchange floors. itās ALL done by computers. So there will only be bit-blood, no human death.
Donāt forget, there are more regulations to ensure manufacturing standards and provide safety and use instruction for toy guns than there is for real guns.
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ā¦but you can make lotsa money off itā¦
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