Discussion: NRA Sues Its Longtime Advertising Firm, Revealing Major Internal Dispute

Maybe if we’re lucky, the NRA will splinter into rival factions like the American Rifle Nationalists, the Ammosexual Front, and the Barrel-Polishers of Amurca.

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Actually, “Ackerman McQueen” is Oliver North’s drag name.

Oh, and I am a crazed reefer smoker, so you’d better watch your ass, kid!

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[Shudder]

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Or mosquitos?

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Intact. Not necessarily the same thing.

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American Rifle Nationalists, the Ammosexual Front, and the Barrel-Polishers of Amurca.

How did you get hold of a list of Lindsey Graham’s gay porn video collection?

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Oh, by all means, smoke it up! I live in Massachusetts, so my ass is legally in the clear!

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No gateway, no gateway, you are gateway!

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I phoned up Konstantin Kilimnik.

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Yes. As someone who expressed sadness at the partial destruction of the cathedral, you might welcome donations wherever they might come from. These guys got rich selling stuff we buy including Lancome, but here’s always Go Fund Me as an alternative.

Tim Scott is also donating thanks in part to sales of Apple phones.

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Rightwing nutbag grifters grifting other rightwing nutbag grifters … it’s like an endless grift-back loop!

Get it while you can (before Trump leaves office)!

Sidebar: Colonel North? Hahahaha. The man is a verified criminal.

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Snorted my afternoon covfefe. Thank you!

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Think good thoughts about Jewish food. It’ll help.

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Check your soul at the door.

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The guy who replaced “Patsy Pete” Brownell.

Oh to have Ollie implicated by Mariia Butina…

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CNN said safe. But I figured they were going to need some gentle, loving care just by looking at the pictures.

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Which one gets the naming rights?

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Just to mess with you. Isn’t it fun? Sort of like whack-a-mole.

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“The gun rights lobby appears to have relied on a sort of honor system in its earlier deaings with AMc, auditing the firm each year but relying on “samples assembled in advance by AMc.”

NRA/AMC relied on a sort of honor system…sorry i fell out of my chair and my sides hurt.

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There’s gotta be a Second Amendment solution here somewhere, for one side or the other.

Perhaps a duel.

At dawn.

On pay per view.

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