Discussion: NRA Announces Retired Marine Lt. Col. Oliver North As Its Next President

Yes, because who better to run the NRA than an experienced international gun-runner?

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Ted was busy on tour?

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Man, they are just yanking the forgotten garbage out of that GOP bottom drawer, aren’t they? You would think they have more than enough new garbage to play with, but no. Vintage filth is suddenly all the rage.

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"I’m a military guy. I’m not a political character." – Oliver North

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Ollie North. Lie to Congress, become a “conservative” hero. But shoot, that guy’s older than me. Is he doing the “job” between naps?

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Why shouldn’t a convicted felon run a group for gun nuts and domestic terrorists.

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I was thinking very much the same thing. Giuliani (like a rash that won’t heal), North (run, gunner, run!), Prince (shoot, Erik, shoot!)… and too many more to count. Felons and tricksters and fixers, oh my!

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Well he does believe in Second Amendment Rights, for corrupt freedom fighters and Iranian hardliners. So there’s that.

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Convicted felon, Oliver North.

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North is already drawing comparisons to former NRA president Charlton Heston, who famously uttered that his firearms could only be taken “from my cold, dead hands.”

Well, I guess that Heston’s firearms are gone, now.

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How did Trumpp miss out on the chance to add North to his cabinet?

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Breaking News!

Organization of Aholes elects Super Ahole as president.

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Arms and drug smuggler Ollie. I really have little regard for these John Wayne types like North who cheaply wear their patriotism on their sleeve and have little regard for many of the nations citizens.
Instead of the quite honorable Best Years of our lives patriotism.
So a man associated with fighting the Cold War. Who told us the Communist scourge was going to cross the border from Central America and invade our country is going to play footsie with Putin?
If MS-13 said they were anti Communist Oillie would cut a arms deal with them. Decent firearms enthusiasts ought to be appalled.

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Is he even allowed to own a gun?

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Is he big enough to even hold one?

Of course.

Makes perfect sense; Former FOX News contributor, current cable-TV shill, and former gun-runner - Pardoned by his BOSS on the Reagan Intelligence Committee (where the entire Iran-Contra scheme was directed from by then VP George H.W. Bush) then outgoing President George H.W. Bush in 1992.

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My thoughts exactly, convicted felon to head up terrorist organization, makes sense.

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Might as well let in a felon

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Well, technically his convictions were vacated on procedural grounds - with the help of the ACLU actually. Not that anyone thought he was innocent.

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