Good grief! Even little Marco can figure it out: You can’t go to the Trump Republican Convention and have a hope of being reelected as a Republican.
At what point does the Cleveland Chamber of Commerce start squawking about significantly fewer attendees than anticipated?
And yesterday both Corker and Ernst said thanks but no thanks. Today he may not get anyone to talk to him but the biggest, wackiest wingnuts in D.C. Last night he talks like a crazy street person for a half-hour straight, yelling about stars and mosquitos. I don’t see how this can go on for four months. It’s madness, quite literally.
The question is, will anyone notice?
Skipping things is kind of Marco’s trademark in politics.
Swim little rats! Swim!
I’d like to have him drug tested. And see his FICO score.
I have this vision, of a big empty stadium. Thousands of chairs, but only a few dozen people rattling around in the space, shuffling like confused zombies. One guy in front slowly blowing up balloons with his mouth and placing them in a net to be pulled up to the ceiling.
Donald peeks through the curtain on stage and mutters, “My fans, my supporters…”
The only Aquafina consumed will be as a mixer for Everclear.
If Little Marco can’t be President or even VP, he’ll take his marbles and go home. Geez, they didn’t even ask him to speak and (again) ingratiate himself to Trump. He had already flip-flopped on support for the Orange One. Must be a loser of epic proportions.
If the Viet Cong had possessed fighters as courageous and strong as Marco “Brave Sir Robin” Rubio, we would have won the fucking Vietnam War by 1967.
Oh they’ll get plenty of attendees! Klan members, white supremacists, neo-nazis, militia members, gun humpers, a smattering of Bernie supports trying to burn the whole thing down for RevolutionTM, fundamental Christonists, angry white people, angry dumb white people, angry dumber white people, angry old white people, people that swoon over Trump spittle flecked speeches, Trump Girls, and faux-democrats that hate those lying thieving perverted commie crooked Clintons.
Wasn’t Aquafina was one of Donald Trump’s ex-wives?
I can’t wait for the convention, with its overflow crowds of racists, misogynists, homophobes, and ultra-white Christianists. I cannot wait for the constant screams of “Hang that bitch!” every time Clinton’s name is mentioned, and “Lynch that ni**er!” at the mere whisper of Obama’s name. Let’s see how the Trump ass-kissing MSM talks their way out of THOSE video images that are going to be all over the Internet, and all over the headlines.
And that motherfucker Trump will be egging them on, because he is EXACTLY what he seems - a frothing-at-the-mouth bigot, basking in the love of his fellow haters.
Trump has become a modern day Chernobyl.
Republicans on Capitol Hill hear Trump is coming to attend to a GOP party meeting:
Comparing Republicans to rats does a disservice to rats. Scientific studies show that rats show regret over bad decisions. Republicans, not so much.
Fewer attendees = fewer rioters. I’m sure that will temper the disappointment of the Chamber of Commerce.