Salted Caramel and Banana sounds kinda fancy for a McD or BK shake.
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No one seems to feel bad? Not true! Not true! I care.
Do you how much a banana and salt caramel milkshake costs in Newcastle?
Then again, āI was quite looking forward to it, but I think it went on a better purpose,ā the milkshake-wielding Crowther said. And I canāt argue with that.
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Perhaps Farage feels that he has been a-malted by that milkshake.
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I particularly admire the way that it runs all the way down his pant leg onto his shoe. If this was not fully planned, and accomplished with precision, it had a strong helping hand from Fate.
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Two interesting things. First, what the F is that County Fair First Prize Blue Ribbon that usually goes on Cows or Pigs? Second, he gets into a Taxi? A Taxi? He has security with him but he gets into a taxi. I guess to minimize the footage of him walking wearing caramel and milk and people laughing loudly. Anyway, I love our pun parades here.
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I think it would have gone to better use if the dude had popped it against the back of Farageās head. Thatās the gold standard now.
If only it had been an extremely wet and fetid turd.
Disagree. A pie to the face beats an egg to the occipital bone every time.
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In this case, that was the target.
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This needs to keep happening. Fascists thrive on looking like big tough guys. Donāt ever let them keep that image. Cover them all in milkshakes, glitter, fists, pissā¦whatever. Because deep down inside theyāre all a bunch of hate-filled, insecure babies who canāt handle it. Expose them for what they are. Thank you for your honorable service Mr. Crowther.
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The year I arrived in NYC, the Village Voice had an article about this dude who, for $75, would wear a suit and carry a pie in his briefcase and pie in the face anyone,at press conferences and public speaking events. We were thinking of having him pie a professor who was a former Dutch Olympic Water Polo Team Member. Guy was a real prick. But $75 used to be a significant amount of money.
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Oh yeah - I miss the pie-ings.
So visually amusing and viscerally satisfying.
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It was a Five Guys shake, so actually pretty damn good.
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Five Guys Burgers and Fries donāt make milkshakes in America. That makes us seem somewhat socially retarded, like weāre all from Modesto or something.
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Actually they do make shakes in America. My local one serves them
Hmm. They donāt offer 'em here (the only one Iāve ever been to). And Iām not even near Modesto. Ā”Oy vey, JosĆ©!
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Couldnāt happen to a nicer guy. . . . .(blech)
just trying to whip up contruhversy
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thatās the last straw!
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And my day is made.
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