Discussion: NFL Player Live-Tweets Jury Duty Experience: 'F*ck! I'm Not The One For This'

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What, pray tell, is ‘Jury Dury?’

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Once the Judge finds out about this series of Tweets, Dockett will learn the meaning, and consequences, of Civil Contempt.

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Hahahaha, that’s fucking priceless LMAO

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I wonder if he got his pizza.

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I dunno…looks like from where he was sitting he might have just been in the jury selection phase, in which case, acting like an idiot to get out of jury duty by not being selected is somewhat of an artform and Amurikan pastime or sport.

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It’s sort of like Juty Duty, but a little different.

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Clueless. Nice example of fulfilling your civic duty. I think I’ll send this link to the NFL offices and the Cardinals. He can eat his pizza while one or the other is deciding the degree of sanctions to mete out.

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Did he order enough for everyone?

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It’s time to stop pretending that sports stars are “heroes” and “role models.” They’re gladiators. We need Livia, who, in I, Claudius, told the gladiators, “You’re all scum, and you know it.”

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Obviously, you don’t have to have any brains to get picked for jury duty.

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Best damned scene in that damned good series was Livia in the locker room!

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This incident will serve him well in his retirement years. He’s shown all the qualifications needed to become Huffington Post’s “Legal Affairs Fellow” and start writing columns for them.

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I laughed. That made me laugh. Then I realized “wow, this guy has probably been to a university and may even hold a degree”. Then I was sad.

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Go ahead and clutch your pearls if you’d like, but that some funny ass shit!!!

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I hope the judge is a Seahawk fan and Dockett gets to spend the next few Sundays picking up garbage along I-10…

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Unfortunately, we have too many cut-rate Livias these days.

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College Football players dont get real degree’s, don’t worry about it.

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Ok, we wont worr’y.

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until you find the judge that doesn’t find that shit cute

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