He looks overweight.
Trump can’t even get good surrogates.
Gingrich is now making distance between himself and the impending crushing defeat. He is putting CRUZ2020 bumper stickers on his car.
All rats to the lifeboats!
“Little Trump”
Too easy. Moving on…
Is this CYA Newt? It seems that now the Trump isn’t ‘crushing’ it you are trying to hide back under your rock until 2020.
So the Newtster basically characterizes Trump as a paranoid schizophrenic. With friends like Gingrich, you don’t need any enemas.
So Big Trump is like Newt with the Contract On America, and Little Trump is like Newt shutting down the government because he didn’t get the seat he wanted on Air Force One?
(Also, with a groper like HO, talking about Big and Little versions of a person is probably just a tiny bit unwise.)
the “very sensitive” Little Trump lashes out “almost uncontrollably” when criticized.
Ah yes, true presidential temperament . . . . not!
On the bright side, little Trump has normal-sized hands…
Stephen Colbert has diagrammed “Little Trump”, explaining how it is to blame for tRumps groping sex abuse scandal. I think he’s on to something…
Oh, look, Newtie Gingrich has a theory of mind. Hey, Newt, I’ve got one too - let’s try this out:
Donald Trump is a rich, spoiled, asshole douchebag who possesses no self-control because the immense wealth he inherited from his father insulated Trump from ever needing any.
Although the timing is good, just before the debate, because Donnie has a great fear of the word “little”, it sets him off. Expect a reaction tonight…
Ah, the time-honored “Our candidate has multiple personalities but give him the nuke-yoo-ler codes anyway because some of them are actually pretty cool” play. Touche, Mr. Speaker.
Historic?
Next big Newt news: Dinosaurs discovered!!!
No kidding!!!
Nailed it.