Is the Newt serious? Is this from The Onion? Big Trump? Mini Me? Why are we even hearing from this turd?
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Sensitive little Trump. Too easy, but you can’t tell me Newt isn’t talking about Trump’s tiny little dick.
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It would be way too tempting to reference this in tonight’s debate.
I’d much prefer Hillary “goes high” and keeps the conversation up there.
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So far this week Newt’d agrees that the election is rigged…and then lashes out at Cheeto anus…Gee with friends like that…
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Worst US Presidential Candidate, Ever.
Like, in all of US History.
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A behavior I’m sure ‘little Newt’ recognizes all too well.
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Trump sounds like the last person on Earth who should be president.
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Newt: Trump loses his cool in response to “anything which attacks his own sense of integrity or his own sense of respectability, and he reacts very intensely, almost uncontrollably, to those kinds of situations.”
So, pretty much exactly what we want in a Commander-in-Chief.
How many gigatons do those launch codes represent?
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Because I refuse to burgle him.
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“The big Trump is a historic figure talking about historic ideas”
Um…name one, Newt.
Just…one.
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This is explained in an article in Scientific American. Look for Trump Syndrome. Lack of sleep is a huge culprit.
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I wonder if Little Trump will arrive at the debate enraged with Newt? Is it possible Trump can become even more unhinged? 3 bags of popcorn may be necessary for this one.
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Alf Landon? Never heard of the guy. Now let me tell you about this Wendell Willkie fellow - a real winner!
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Blood & donuts…
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Whether it is Big Trump or Little Trump, it doesn’t matter, it’s the whole package and it is supremely unqualified. And, as though we need to hear any blather from yet another serial philanderer. Newt, go home! Stay there! Be quiet!
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so it’s little Cheeto Donnie making BIG Cheeto Donnie’s hands reach below the waist and clinch and his tiny mouth open and try to snake his tongue down a woman’s throat?
good to know…
Yep. Trump thinks with his little head instead of that big fat one sitting on his shoulders.
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That’ll haunt your dreams.
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Little Newt is small enough and light weight enough that it can easily get blown behind a dumpster.
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