Trump doesnât want an independent prosecutor because his golden showers video will show that he has a tiny penis.
GINGRICHIAN TRANSLATION: âThis may help ease out Trump, who never offered me a job concurrent with my self-image, and so a Pres. Pence will better recognize my inherent perfect genius and give me some real administrative power.â
Maybe Donald could call one of those investigators looking for a birth certificate in Hawaii to do it.
Does Newt bear a grudge ?
NEWT DECODER: Please, PLEASE, PLEASE, donât let me become irrelevant!
I hate Newt but at least he said it on Fixed News. Maybe a few wackos will come to their senses and turn on Orange Hitler.
If Trump gets to choose the âindependent prosecutorâ, Iâm not interested. Has to be truly independent.
Doesnât make sense that the person being investigated gets to choose the investigator, especially with Trump involved.
âIndependent Investigatorâ sounds like something the GOP base would like, too, doesnât it? Itâs easy to sell âIndependentâ things to the wingers, even if they donât understand the difference between an Independent Investigator and Inspector Gadget. This will happen.
And if you call it a Special Prosecutor, Trump will want 5 or 6 of them. He loves being special.
No one who considers Michael Mukasey to be âindependentâ should be listened to.
Especially when itâs Ole Newtie.
I think this is wrong. Newt, in his usual too clever by half way, isnât calling for an investigation at all. From this story at least, it sounds like he wants Trump to appoint some kind of special âRussia czarâ if you will, to co-ordinate the administrationâs messaging, rather than do any digging themselves.
âIndependentâ here means âa reputation as a straight-shooter who plays it down the middle, respected by all sides.â See Comey, James.
Another quilty fuck like Dubya that needs to fade into obscurity.
Newt revealed his insincerity when he invoked St. Ronnie, whose administration was a disaster.
Newt Gingrich is an elder statesman of GOP dicks, and has been all but forgotten by this new group of dicks running the white house, and Newt ainât none too happy about it.
Who?
âGingrich said Tuesday that President Donald Trump should choose an âindependent personâ to investigate allegations that his aides were in contact with Russian officials before the election.â
He continued, âPerhaps one of his children.â
This sounds very reasonable in principal from an organizational perspective, but there is a major flaw in this reasoning. They canât choose someone who will refuse to publicly lie for them, so that excludes anyone who would have any credibility. And probably anyone not currently employed by Breitbart.
And just another lying flack really doesnât solve any problems.
He got passed over for a job, and is left to his own device for gifting. His prior audience/targets all slid away into Trumpâs base.
Watch for a clawed back version of this statement in give it 48 hours.