Since God has a weird sense of humor, and might think it funny to let Moore into the Senate, I’m putting my faith in the voters.
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“God’s will”?? How about the will of the voters of Alabama who show up at the polls tomorrow? I don’t recall God registering to vote.
[/quote]God wasn’t able to show acceptable proof of residency. You know, Voter ID laws and all. Can’t have any illegal aliens voting.
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Translation: Either Moore wins or Democrats (Hillary Clinton and George Soros!!!) have thwarted the will of Jeezus!
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Where’s Anita Bryant? You figure they would drag her awful old self to these rallies.
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Remember, anything bad that happens is because of humans exercising that divinely-provided free will.
Anything good that happens is because GOD overrode free will and made it happen.
Best fucking PR in the world, I swear.
Emmanuel Goldstein strikes again!!!
Methinks the Child Molester is making God in his own image.
Blasphemy
What I still wonder is why did he stack all those sandbags under his cot to prevent himself from being fragged in Vietnam?
If a grenade was going to be rolled into his tent it was God’s will
thanks for the reminder
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It’s Allahu Akhbar to you, mr christian talibani.
All humans make god in their image.
Everything we invent, make, build - they are all extensions of us. And that includes the gods.
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FYI god is crazy for cheesecake. 
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OT, but I identify with your love of cheesecake. It reminded me of the time I took my two sons to NYC for a quick vacation on a cheap holiday promotion (some years ago). I made sure they had a healthy breakfast, but I bought a New York cheesecake from the deli around the corner and had that with coffee for two meals a day while we were there.
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Whatever ̶H̶e̶ She Does
Slight correction!
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Did God leave a will? Who’s the beneficiary?
Pretty sure that when he loses, Moore will say it’s divine judgement that America is going to hell. There’s no way God prefers Doug Jones!
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He may say “God’” will, but I think we need to be prepared for violence tomorrow if he loses. His base is the lowest of Trump’s base: rabid Neanderthals.
I sure hope the Feds keep an eye on things because the locals can’t be trusted not to look the other way as they have for Moore for decades.
The deeper irony here is that as disgusting as Moore is, he is voicing the equally disgusting doctrines found in the entirely man-written, man-conceived, earthly bible. The bible is full of racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, superstitious, slave-adoring, male-dominated bullshit; Moore is actually advocating that the world follow the utter nonsense and primitive garbage that makes up the vast majority of the bible. Mankind has evolved over the centuries to reject the foolish, cruel, backwards, nonsense that permeates the bible. It’s precisely the wrong book to look to for any enlightened ideas on justice, human rights, science, politics and social engineering. Why the hell do you think the US is so opposed to becoming a theocracy? I am so grateful that our Founding Fathers expressly rejected the idea of the US being founded as a “christian nation”. They knew how ridiculous and destructive it would be to use the bible as any sort of a blueprint for government. If Moore wins, it will further reinforce my belief that there is no god, but if there is one, I would never believe in its wisdom if it lets Moore ascend to the Senate.
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Of course! God has a pussy, too!
That was a 50/50 guess.