Shiver me timbers. No, seriously, shiver me timbers. Wench has long walked the plank.
“Roy Moore reportedly listed the deceased conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly under his ‘endorsements’ webpage until Monday, despite the fact that the Eagle Forum founder died more than a year ago.”
“She’s not pinin’! She’s passed on! This Eagle Forum founder is no more! She has ceased to be! She’s expired and gone to meet 'er maker! She’s a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘er feet to the podium, she’d be pushin’ up the daisies! Her metabolic processes are now history! She’s off the twig! She’s kicked the bucket! She’s shuffled off ‘er mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible! This is an *ex-*Eagle Forum founder!!!”
(Apologies to Cleese and Palin)
Moore’s website should state: Wanted: Voters, Dead or Alive!
So Phyllis Schlafly, a dead woman, endorsed Roy Moore? Nothing unusual here. You’d have to be dead, at least from the neck up, to endorse Moore.
Trump: Roy is so so smart. Why did I go with the loser!!!
" despite the fact that the Eagle Forum founder died more than a year ago."
How could they tell?
thanks for reminding me that this bitch is dead.
She is counting the worms.
Schlafly really is like a plague pit - still lethal forever if you disturb the soil.
Arrr. Now watchee this iffn ye dare. By Mother Carey, n’ Davey Jones this be a real pirate talkin’. So sittee up or sittee down as ye may.
Argh! 'Tis bloody scoundrel-like that International Talk LIke A Pirate Day comes but once a yar.
Sounds like Moore is setting himself up for an electoral fraud investigation. How many dead people have contributed to Moore’s election fund? How many dead people will vote (or have) for him?
But illegal immigrants carry elections for Democrats, right?
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Deceased conservative activists are something we need more of.
If only the evil she did while she walked the Earth had gone with her.
Phyllis never looked this good.
She didn’t die. She was always a reanimated corpse.