Discussion: Moore Reportedly Claimed Endorsement From Deceased Conservative Activist

Oh God I wish Phyllis had taken Ed Martin with her.

… and I thought the democrats were the ones who used dead people to commit voter fraud…

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Remember these are the same people that wanted to keep Scalia on the bench after his passing.

I guess conservativism is vampirish. You just can’t kill it enough times.

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ā€œRoy & Phyllis sittin’ in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-gā€"

Isn’t the letter proof of defiling a corpse? Even in Alabama?

Judge Roy Beaner Moore is such a godly man, it’s no surprise that he’d get endorsements from the grave - or tales from the crypt - aaaaarrrrrrgh

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He’s channeling that traditional GOP Halloween Ouija board-style campaign? Works every time in Dixie.

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Vampirish AND Succubussic. You keep trying to kill it and it keeps trying to fuck you.

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Probably has Jesus listed as endorsing him too

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Sure. How else did he find out about Schafly’s support?

(I think she should be reported to Kobach’s committee)

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In all fairness to Moore, it was always hard to tell if Shlafly was alive.

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Roy is so popular he draws them out of the graveyards!

(As I’ve said out here, this is a Strange election.)

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Strange = RWNJ

Moore = UberRWNJ

If Moore wins, maybe Moore will drive McTurtle over the edge.

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To paraphrase what Bette Davis said about the passing of Joan Crawford…

My mother told me to neeeeeeeeeeeeever say bad things about the dead, only good. Phyllis is dead

#GOOD!

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Are there Fjords in Hell?

If Rock-em-Sock-em Roy can produce a signed affidavit singed at the edges and smelling of sulfur I’ll believe Syphlis Schlafly personally endorsed him.

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Need I say more??

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I still get the occasional call from Phyllis- long distance, of course. She’s lonely in her dank room in heaven and likes to complain about the food. I humor her.

So a Republican claiming an endorsement from a dead person, from the party who bitches about dead people voting. Got it. Carry on.

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Robert Newton was perfect

ā€œ'Em what dies’ll be the lucky ones!ā€

Oh good, she’s still dead. You had me worried there. Sad.

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