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Didn’t know Carrot Top underwent gender reassignment surgery
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Precious baby just toooooooo fragile to do 4 months, out in 7 days due to good behavior and over crowding, so I’ll face 5 years… what’s a mother to do…
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I was thinking that disguising yourself as Carrot Top isn’t the best way to avoid attention.
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She looks nice.
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Maybe you can’t ‘fix stupid’?
But money sure can buy a whole lot of it.
jw1
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And that’s the stupid part IMO.
The blond fugitive son dyes his hair and scruffy little beard black-- while the mama walks around like a neon sign in a locale bereft of redheads.
jw1
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If she’s trying to show the “affluenza” idea really is to some extent valid, that his upbringing impaired his ability to act responsibly, she’s going about it—well, not badly at all, actually.
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Affluenza means throwing your facilitators under the bus.
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Give them both long jail sentences, people are sick and tired of the rich getting off with just a slap on the wrist while every one else would have to do hard time for the crap they pulled. Just how does someone get off with just probation after killing four people.
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She does look very much like Carrot Top! I walked right past him when I was in Los Vegas a few years ago and boy was he made up! His makeup was flawless!
What a dumb rich ass mother, this woman is!
Now there’s someone who needs a bullet necklace…
Her defense: I have a obnoxious spoiled brat I was trying to satisfy…
This mentality is nothing new, I graduated from HS in 1963 and saw a number of classmates with parents such as these. Dad holds down a couple of jobs to satisfy the henpecking wife. Wife doing whatever it takes for precious to be happy. For 16th birthday by him/her a new car so that when he/she wraps it around a tree a week later we can get another. At 18 buy another new car for BD and when he/she graduates HS get them another… Support them forever, such as when they get out of college, that we paid 100% for, employ them in the family business starting at the top…
Later after I married I saw that attitude continue. Ex-Wife must buy school clothes, not just one or two sets but 5/6/7 then 3 months later purchase all over again as Johnny has out grown what they maybe wore once. OH new baby, must purchase a new complete set of baby furniture since it would not be right to ask Billy to use the same furniture that Johnny used for maybe 18 months… etc, etc, etc, etc… affluenza in spades, nothing new…
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I continuously see references to precious snowflake Ethan Couch and his Mumzy’ Tonya as “Richy Rich and his Mother” … but, obviously, Montana Max and Elmyra Duff are better. Elmyra even refers to Montana as her "…bug faced little dweeb."
C’mon…it’s perfect! :
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On the other hand, there is an argument to be made that this Mumzy&BabyPoopkins duo are our modern version of “Sebastian & Violet Venable” from Tennessee Williams’ play "Suddenly, Last Summer."
Mrs. Venable: “Sebastian always said, ‘Mother when you descend it’s like the Goddess
from the Machine. You look just like angel coming to earth’ as I float,
float into view. Sebastian, my son Sebastian was very interested in the
Byzantine.”
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Mrs. Venable: “Oh, Sebastian, what a lovely summer it’s been. Just the two of us.
Sebastian and Violet. Violet and Sebastian. Just the way it’s always
going to be. Oh, we are lucky, my darling, to have one another and need
no one else ever.”
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That’s what gets me. They have money, but they aren’t what I would call filthy rich. Read in either the Dallas or Austin paper that mumsy just sold her “estate” in Burleson (a white flight suburb of Fort Worth). 6 acres, 4,000 sq. ft. house. Sold for $390k. That amount wouldn’t get you a decent 2 bedroom condo in the truly affluent areas of Fort Worth.
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I hope she tipped the cops.
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They remind me of the polls that say many of the top 20% think they are in the top 5%.
The father makes decent money for the town he lives in and feels like he’s “made it”.
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If you’ve got a gazillion dollars who in their right mind would order pizza from Domino’s®? Oh, never mind.
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