Discussion: Militiaman Wants To Fight Chris Christie Sumo Style

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What has been seen cannot be unseen…and damnit, I hadn’t eaten supper yet tonite.

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Who Wore It Better: David Vitter or Chris Christie?

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The shofars were funny. This is trying too hard. Drone them.

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Maybe fat shaming has its place after all.

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Better, more punishing outcome? The loser has to diagram every sentence in a Wasilla Kardashian speech.

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Why Christie? What I miss? Did he just pick him out because of fatness? Or did Asshole Christie say something about these asshole clowns?

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What to say? … What to say?

(Scratches head). What? – Just, what? Politics has gotten freaky as of late.

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If 350 pounds of tofu could walk and talk…

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I have no idea what point they’re trying to make here. This just seems random to the point of absurdness. Anybody?

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Dammit where’s Vince McMahon when we need him? This needs to be on pay-per-view.

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Can Weight Watchers© set up a booth there? Cause…damn.

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Sorry Lauren, but I can’t bring myself to watch that video…

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What a looney tune. Looks like they’re getting rather flakey out there with too much time on their hands. No wonder they say that place is for the birds. :bird:

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I was disagreed once when I said The Swamp Militia in Oregon are some of the greatest practitioners of Unintentional Comedy in the United States. The person who disagreed with me said they were dangerous lawbreakers, not clowns.

I maintain they are both.

The Bag of Dicks video still comes out on top, despite the David Vitter impersonator.

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Well, he seems nice.
(facepalm)

GETTING flaky? What do you mean ‘getting.’? The sheet music fell off of those guys’ stands YEARS ago.

There are more flakes out there than fell on New York City.

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Jesus, Lake Superior doesn’t have that many ripples.

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Praps this may help? It helps me in situations such as this:

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This guy would love to fuck Christie in the ass.