Discussion: Militiaman Wants To Fight Chris Christie Sumo Style

Yes, but I suspect we will see much more of this. In addition to avoiding a violent confrontation, the permissive approach has the political benefit of keeping these guys in the news. They, and Donald Trump, are the voice of conservatism. As long as the ecological/archaeological damage is not too severe, I think it is in the best interest of liberals to encourage their antics. And they are likely to oblige since the attention validates their pathos.

Please proceed…

Holy trans-fats and saturated hydrocarbons! Or, in Latin : Summa cum Larde

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This is also my reading of the Unicornstitution. Disagreements over it’s interpretation are handled by the various wrestling clauses in Article 3. I think this particular disagreement might be more appropriately handled with a a caged ladder match instead of sumo, by that’s an esoteric difference between my reading and Bubba’s, not a major difference.

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Looks to me like this guy’s a walking heart attack. Startling him could have deadly consequences.

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Please gouge out my eyes. Even the quick picture is going to give me a nightmare.

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I believe it’s a promo for the Kowliphates Kouncil on Physical Phitness.

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Problem with that is “Fluffy” got busted on an outstanding warrant when he drove home to Phoenix. I believe right now he’s in the slammer. At least that’s the last I’ have heard of him.

Funniest thread ever, better even than Lindsay and the rotating first lady

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Damn, it’s Baron Vladimir Harkkonen. Anyone? Is there worm sign? Anyone?

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Sumo, the good, old-fashioned, hot-blooded American way to settle any dispute.

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I’m now totally out of fucks.

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Maybe, but that’s a unpossible maneuver.

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As I said before, the trajectory of this occupation was foreseen by the great Trey Parker and Matt Stone…

S’mores Schnapps Revolution

Jumped the shark… unreal… fucking nuts… words just continue to fall short of how increasingly surreal this occupation gets.

TPM!!! Contact Christopher Guest quick, before someone else develops the movie rights.

How about a good old fashioned knife fight?

Dude looks to be one midget short of a Master-Blaster.

To be fair, I did say “would love to.” :slight_smile:

TPM needs to create a warning category to go along with the headers ----

I am sooo sorry that I clicked on this — Give that smear more diaper ! ! —

I didn’t think anyone could make Chris Christie look more dignified, but as long as Christie ignores this idiocy, he wins.

He’s a poseur. Doesn’t even have a picture of Obama on his “tyrrany” sign.

A Dune aficionado!!! Great story that. The movie left much to be desired I thought.

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