Discussion: Mike Cernovich Posts Twitter Thread With Male Fashion Advice

If that thing ever deflates, he will never see his willy again.

Living in Hawaii, it’s unusual to see anyone who’s not dressed formally in long pants, let alone long sleeves.

I don’t think he’s carrying much.

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Wear did you find this?

Yep. Jeans and scrubs. That’s all the lower extremities need.

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Fair question but on the other hand …

Mr. Shuham and his colleagues have to wade through gigabytes of vileness and stupidity each day from the likes of Cernovich. Yes, it’s an occupational hazard and they signed up for it – but by the same token if they have fun with an article or two, we can think of it as a fringe benefit to which they are entitled.

 

@matt_shuham

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Definitely, this person is ‘coming out’.

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Not necessarily, this is the West Coast, it maybe the West Coast version of the metrosexual.

met·ro·sex·ual
/ˌmetrōˈsekSH(o͞o)əl/
nounINFORMAL
a young, urban, heterosexual male with liberal political views, an interest in fashion, and a refined sense of taste.

Except for the ‘liberal political views’ and the refined sense of taste then metrosexual fits. Or this is how badly informed; poor sense of fashion and taste, tries to start a movement. We really should demand his fitness routine and eating habits to confirm.

Oh, honey, no. Bless your heart.

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yes, those kinds of board shorts seem to be favored by hmmm…overly nourished men here on the coast. And it does look odd to see the shins sticking out - but that last foot between the ground and knee being free of the encumberance of cloth seems to be crucial for comfort.

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which is a perfect hook for your screenplay about a gang of bank robbers

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If it involves one genre blockbuster “meeting” another it’s already been done multiple thousands of times. Which is good! They seem to like, uh, familiarity.

He looks 12 months pregnant.

No kidding

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it all depends on where you live…it gets really hot and humid in FLORIDA… many men wear knee length shorts ….some even wear the really short gym short style…which is really, really awful.[.their junk hangs out] most retired 'older’men and women wear whatever they please…;;cargo shorts/pants are great as they are loose and comfortable…I like TOMMY BAHAMA linen ‘beach’ pants, lightweight and loose…perfect for hot, humid climate. JAMS are nice also. end of fashion advice, for the day.

I mostly wear KEENS…they can go in the washing machine.

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Ah! Braces!! The ultimate fashion statement!!!

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Stop. Stahhhhhhhhhhhp.

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