I agree, every time I see Donnie, I say “Jesus Christ” whats that deplorable asshole up to now?
Did we really need more proof of just how insane this woman is?
Has Crazy Eyes finally returned?
Maybe if she makes a comeback, Fat Ass can award her a Medal Of Freedom award, like Tiger “Banging cocktail waitresses two at a time”* Woods.
*(H/T: Moe Green, “The Godfather”)
“In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump,” Bachmann said later in the program. “He is highly biblical and I would say to your listeners [that] we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime. So we need to be not only praying for him, we need to support him, in my opinion, in every possible way that we can.”
Holy Fucking Hell.
I got nothing else…
IOW: Michelle Bachman reveals her definition of “Biblical.” And it is non-recognizable to real schlars of ‘biblical texts.’
Um, does she mean “biblical” like this?
Revelation 11:7
And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.
Why, in the name of Wonder, would TPM pick up on this and give this has-been any oxygen?
She is essentially un-electable here in Minnesota, and got out of Congress before she got beat by a Democrat in her ruby-red district. What a waste of pixels.
My first thought was man, if she’s right then God must really be an immoral, dishonest, thieving sleazebag. Followed by thinking actually, that would explain a lot.
Because it’s funny. Would you rob us of funny in these trying and uncertain times?
“In my lifetime I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump…we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime.”
Matthew 4 (8-10):
The devil went atop of the highest mountain, and revealed all the kingdoms of the world and their riches.
“All this I will give unto thee,” he said, “if thou wilt but bow down and worship me.”
And Evangelicals answered unto him, “Trump! Trump! Trump!”
One of the other times that TPM’s comment section was disconnected from current articles there was an item that I think had Mitch McConnell and shit and sandwich is the title. I appreciated that funny/laugh, as well.
These Religious Lunatics are only a few months away from declaring that Donald Trump IS the “Second-Coming of Christ”.
Trust me on this. They WILL DO IT (especially if it looks like Trump will lose re-election, or get arrested, or impeached, etc.) They are that corrupt and insane (not a good combination.)
Apparently Michelle Bachman’s husband Marcus’ reparative therapy must be working quite well.
Satan is also Biblical.
Trump is a big believer in the Ten Commandments:
Thou shall marry and divorce thrice
Thou shall commit charity fraud
Thou shall lie about total net worth
Thou shall not pay debts to those who work for you
Thou shall insult the looks of female adversaries
Thou shall insult the intelligence of non white adversaries
Thou shall sleep with porn stars and Playmates while married
Thou shall use employ catch-n-kill with salacious tabloid newspaper to hide bad behavior from public
Thou shall fire employees who don’t perform illegal acts on your behalf
Thou shall enrich oneself on the public dime
Wow
didn’t see that one coming
Sh^t must be getting way to deep to swim in
She got out because her district was re-apportioned and split basically in two (and she became toxic to MN.)
The part to the Northwest of Minneapolis, where her lunatic fundie-base was, became a new congressional district due to it’s growth. That went to Tom Emmers (R-Fundies) and Bachmann was left with the north-eastern St. Paul suburbs, which are much better educated and affluent (in comparison.)
So, she did what all Republicans do when they are not guaranteed victory, she QUIT (her pathetically ham-handed run for President didn’t help her any either.)
Yeah “Biblical” is actually pretty accurate, considering that it’s a book stuffed full of chaos, cruelty, and destruction.
It’s the “Godly” part that’s funny, though actually if you consider who’s supposed to be omnipotent and thus creating all the chaos, looked at a certain way that pretty much works too.