Discussion: Meet Ted Cruz's Anti-Gay Marriage, BillBoard-Erecting Couple In Iowa

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C’mon. Why stop allowing weddings just because of one instance? I suspect their bidness wasn’t so hot in the first place.

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God needs help?

Some “God” 'ya got there.

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Yea really why doesn’t he just throw down a few lightning bolts or turn a few folks to salt, you know, like the good old days?

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Isn’t that the epitome of arrogance to think that “god” would call to them personally. All this talk about “gay” marriage changing things, I’m still waiting for the change and my husband of 47 years still leaves his coffee cup in the sink, when will the change come?

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We NEED MORE OF These PROUD aMERICans TO STANd UP aND SHOw GOD WHo’s ALPHA and HELP HIM uNMArry THE GAY!!!111one!!1!!!

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“‘Please … I need your help with this!’ – God”

Love the way they know what God is thinking.
I have the same ability. Just the other day He said:

“What is the fricking deal with kale, anyway?!”—God

I was going to put that up on billboards until I found out the American Kale Growers Association is more powerful than God.

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Well, He’s OP. He can wipe out every newborn baby on Earth with a flood or a plague (in His great love and mercy), but driving the f*****s back into the closet requires a more subtle touch carried out by His minions. /s

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All-knowing, all-powerful creator of the universe, needs to beg for help via billboards because he has issues with people’s genitalia.

Honestly, how do these cretin’s not have a massive aneurysm from the cognitive dissonance their own demented mythology has to induce in any rational adult?

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He also needs money; lots of it, especially on Sunday. Must have an infrastructure repair backlog in The Kingdom, and I hear that the Choir Invisible is going out on strike for better pay.

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These folks are hiding behind the Mennonites religion to justify their hate, yet the Mennonite faith emphasizes peace, justice, simplicity, community, service and mutual aid. Cognitive Dissonance anyone?

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The Mennonites probably have a batshit crazy wing like most religions. Even the Quakers have an evangelical wing (that gave us Richard Nixon!).

I suspect their “gallery” (framing shop/bistro) was not a big money maker and they’re smart enough to switch toward the politics business.

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Jesus pun?

We just think they’re an abomination before God and should be ostracized from society, if not just stoned to death, like in the Good Old Days™.

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“‘Please … I need your help with this!’ – God”

I’m curious as to the mechanism by which the Almighty conveyed this message. Tweet? A text? Email? A phone call? Did God decide to go old school and send a telegram?

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I think there’s a mistake in the story. Where’s that sign again?

No. Couldn’t be.

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That chart is incomplete. I don’t see box turtles and lawnmowers anywhere.

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So, we now have a sign indicating that marriage involves 1 man and 1 Scot. What about the Germans, I ask?

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Or, how about,

marriage = 1 person + 1 person…and you superstitious bible thumpers mind your own damn business!

There, all fixed!

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The biblical definition of marriage has not changed. The government recognizes same sex marriage and says that you can not discriminate against same sex partners any longer. But the biblical definition of marriage is in no way affected. How do you restore something back to what it already is?
Is this another one of those tricky sacraments or parable thingies?

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Cheesesteak anyone?

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