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The Dog Ate My Homework, Mississippi style
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I was gonna say that!
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“Sojourner suggested she had been unfairly targeted.”
Translation: “It’s them thar meen ole libruls attackin’ conservative wimmin”
Whore of Babble On Handbook, page 42, paragraph 3, subsection b
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They’re doing whatever they can to target a few of us right now
Professional victim line, natch.
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She should get off the cross – that job position was filled 2,000 years ago.
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You stole my thought!
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Holy Shit! It’s The Reagan Defense!
“I’m not a lawbreaker! I’m stupid!”
I haven’t seen that since Iran-Contra.
That makes everything okay now.
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Get down from the cross honey, somebody needs the lumber.
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“As if that weren’t enough, the tornado dropped a house on my sister, killing her instantly. And I didn’t even manage to salvage the ruby slippers.”
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I always said my little brother ate my homework…
We do live in a day and age where records are backed up or available from their original source. From this type of response (I am a target, the tornado, lost records) I am inclined to believe the obvious; in over her head in the Peter Principle and a fool and the money saying.
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Filenado.
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[quote] Sojourner said her home office was damaged because of the tornado and that she told the Mississippi secretary of State’s office some of that. [/quote] IOW, an Act of/Message from God.
The G0P: Proven incompetence. And damned proud if it!!
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Presently, I’m looking for any news stories on tornadoes in Miss. in the past year, and only found a rash of them on April 29th, 2014. But they were way up north.
http://www.wunderground.com/news/mississippi-tornado-20140428
Kingston region is southwest Miss.
Have found zero evidence, online, for tornadoes in that “region” in that time period.
Finance reports cause tornadoes. If dems keep going down this dangerous path I believe they can be sued for the resulting damage. Liberals: Stop Playing Politics with Tornadoes!
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Sojourner (Not) Truth
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Dognado!
jw1
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“I’ve been talking to people who say, 'I’ve been here for years and never filled out one of those,” Sojourner said"
Right: folks who’ve lived “there” for “years” (days, weeks, months, decades - take your pick, doesn’t matter which), and never actually registered as campaign manager for a candidate to political election of any sort to any office, are not legally obigated to have “filled out one of those”.
Nashville cats
Been playin’ since they’s babies
Republicants
Learn lyin’ from the womb
One a’ them
Makes sweet music fill the roo-oom
T’other o’ them
Might as well be spreadin’ rabies.
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We, “they” - whoever “they” are or is - ought to just stop doing that, or else suffer the indignity of being stopped; presumably by “them” - whoever “them” is or are - or, failing that, “you”; but never “us”, “we”, “me” or “I”, because that would be imposing or taking on a burden of responsibility, and that’s just unfair.
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