Way to take it up a notch!
Were voters aware that McDaniel and staff were counting on a visit from The Competence Fairy if McD was elected?
Was in Sept. 2013
When an F2 tornado hit a neighborhood south of
Natchez Friday, one of only a few reports of damage was to the house of
Sen. Melanie Sojourner, R-Natchez, The Natchez Democrat reports. Sojournerâs
daughter Kaelin Daye told the newspaper no one was at home when the
tornado came through their Kingston neighborhood.
What kind of constituency does this woman represent? Can she even balance her checkbook? The salary reduction should light a fire under her butt.
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Sojourner said her home office was damaged because of the tornado and
that she told the Mississippi secretary of Stateâs office some of that.
My office was damaged by a Tor-CLANG!
Melanie wouldnât be in this pickle if she had just kept her documents in the cloud.
No, wait. She did do that. Never mind.
I thought that one went:
âNobody told me;
and if they did, they never âbrought it homeâ to me, they knew as president I had a full plate and needed emphasis and reminding, like with colored paper and crayons, which they never did;
or I forgot, yeah, it slipped my mind;
or bear in mind as president Iâm pretty much a figurehead playing a part and the real power lies with the guy who sets up my appointments and Nancy, and Nance really had a full plate in front of her which I know because we sat beside each other every day;
or maybe some of them, well-meaning and all that, lied to me, but I just canât sort out the deceivers from the heroes of democratic freedom;
or look, you all know me, I was an actor, then I was an over-paid under-worked host of a TV show, then I was a paid shill for California corporations, which led to me getting this role "Ronald Reagan, red-blooded, crinkly-eyed caucasoid All-American rootinâ tootinâ horse-bootinâ gun-shootinâ statesman, able to bring down walls and entire evil empire with my speechifying wizard personality", but I never for a moment thought any of you fell for that."
But I never saw the âI.m the Stoopid The Others Are Withâ being part fo the Reagan Excuse.
She told the state AGâs office âsome of thatâ
Why âsomeâ? Why not âallâ?
Could it have been that when she told them âsomeâ it was a wee bit too close in time to when that cute lil olâ tornado supposedly happened?
You are really rocking today with your comments!
WTF? This is an adult?
Not to question her integrity . . . but was there even a tornado within the timeframe?
Sojourner Truth!
Ah! The old college âtornado ate my term paperâ excuse. LOL!
I was let down, at first, by the headline, thinking that digging out from a tornado strike is verifiable enough, and a perfectly valid reason for needing more time to file paperwork.
Then I got to the good part where she accuses them of targeting a few of us, without saying who, how or why. Now Iâm intrigued, but inclined to think she deserves the mockery.
Hey Melanie. Would you mind crossing your feet? We only have 3 nails.
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âIt wasnât like I sadâ
I beg to differâŚ
Were there sharks in the tornado? Or maybe just dogfish?
Dogs ⌠Tornados ⌠So hard to tell them apart!
Unless she lives in a trailer park, which is certainly a possibility, I donât believe her.
Gotta give 'em style points for originality.