Discussion: Marco Rubio Suspends Campaign After Losing Florida Primary

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“Please clap.”

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No surprise here…

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Shutdown sequence initiated.

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So when he said earlier today that even if he lost Florida he would continue on, that was a lie.

Micro Roboto must not have had the correct firmware upgrade last night.

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Better headline: “Rube Addresses the Rubes”

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Oh well. Now he can go back to ignoring his day job as Senator.

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But, but he had pulled up from third to a distant second place!

Thats a strong showing for Rubio!

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I’m not a Rubio fan, but since Kasich has been out of the running since… people started voting… this means that it’s Trump or Cruz, which blows my mind.

I can’t begin to understand the mindset of a voter for either of them…

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Damn. Trump…Cruz…Kasich. I want the Dems to win but I really want them to have the opposition to be sane. Kasich is the only one that meets that requirement and in normal times he’s too hard right.

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Republicans have found a way to lose their own primaries.

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“the work goes on, the cause endures”. Got it, check.

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He had no choice, having faced the Blue Red Screen of Death. He could have tried rebooting.

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“turn out the lights, the party’s over”

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Domo arigato, Marco Ruboto.

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Bye, Felicia!

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I have to give him some props. It really wasn’t a bad concession speech, and I was pleasantly surprised he didn’t make it all about Obama and blame the president for the Republican Party’s destruction. I thought it was as close to honest as I’ve heard a Republican speak in a very long time. Of course, he lied his ass off about his own behavior, but that’s to be expected.

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I thought third place meant WIN. Oh well. Where’s he going to pad his resume for 2020? He’s out of the senate come January.

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Or Tk suspends campaign…

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Adios, pendejo. Adios.

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