TK, We hardly knew ye.
Heâs had several months to memorize it!
He was never even close to being in the running. That man does not have the charisma under pressure to endure a presidential election.
Ouch!
This I say to Marco Rubio: You Lie!!
He dropped out?
You mean he didnât actually get that GED?
Letâs see, so how many hours elapsed between:
Rubio: Iâm Not Dropping Out, Even If I Lose Florida Primary
and
Marco Rubio Suspends Campaign After Losing Florida Primary
Few enough that both articles are still on TPMâs front page.
UmmâŚno.
Just this morning I read he wasnât gonna âsuspendâ his campaign and now he bloody flip flops on us. Bet he wonât even show up to his day jobâŚ
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Now we have competition for cabinet posts. Rubio and CarsonâŚaw geeze. (hangs head)
Did he declare whether heâd be gargling Trumpâs knob wholeheartedly or halfheartedly?
Bigger question is whether TK will.
Although I donât agree, I get the appeal of Trump and Cruz to various Republican sects. Could never see what they saw in Rubio. Obama without the charm, humor, and intelligence?
So itâs back to that hell-hole of evil from the deepest pits of Danteâs nightmare â Congress.
Where Republicans donât work. Get fat salaries. (Basically, a year-long nap at taxpayerâs expense.) Great health care. Pension to augment the speaking and lobbying fees they command.
God is weeping.
Please Marco. Just one more time. Humor me. I want to hear âBarack Obama knows exactly what heâs doingâŚâ
Ah, such fond memories! Almost seems just yesterday he was getting crushed in New HampshireâŚ
Or am I thinking of Iowa or Mississippi or Alaska or Colorado or Vermont or Tennesee orâŚ
WellâŚIf GOP primary voters could see though him he was in serious trouble if he made it to November. IN any case. He did not just drop out of a presidential run tonightâŚhe dropped out of politics. He dropped out of ever having a say or a hand in our lives again. I hope the door does hit him in the ass.
Marco: âWhile it is not godâs plan that I be President in 2016 or maybe ever.â
God: âMove this guy to the Slow Learners group.â
Umm, goodbye Rubio Tuesday?
Dim memories of Desi Arnez? Wait, no, he had talent.
If he is serious about the whole #neverTrump movement, he should endorse Kasich now.