Discussion: Man's Gun Goes Off In Church, So He Hides Weapon In Pages Of Program

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The only time I could possibly see carrying a gun to church is if you were a guest at one of those Southern snake-handling churches.

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“firing off a shot and grazing the man’s hand”

God never was a good shot.

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Responsible gun owners…until they’re not. Just like the innocent, uninjured bystanders…until they’re not.

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He had to protect himself. It was Easter, the Holiday where the Easter Rabbit pushes away the stone from the tomb and allows the Zombie Jeebus to roam the earth.

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“You never know if you’re safe anymore in this world. It’s a shame to know you can’t go into church without having something like this happen,” he said

Seriously, who brings a gun to church? These ammosexuals live in a constant state of fear in which they regularly put others’ lives at risk in order to maintain their laughably false sense of security.

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The man misfiring the gun is a hero. Someone needs to start a GoFundMe campaign and put $500,000 in his pocket. Oh, wait, first let the approproiate scorn and derision arise in the media and blogosphere, hurting his feelings and upsetting the NRA. THEN make him rich. I was putting the cart before the horse. Apologies.

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Hey Lay off the guy… if a bunch of mooslm terrorist had come in with guns a-blazing he would have single handed taken on them and save a bunch of lives.

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It wasn’t the gun, it was just sympathetic stigmata. Obviously a true believer, that one.

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Hey, you can’t expect a man to leave the house without his backup penis. Especially if it’s bigger than the starting penis.

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Jeebus Crisis!

jw1

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Dude had difficulty figuring which was his weapon, and which was his gun?

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…or shoot his penis off…

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But He has a great sense of humor.

jw1

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The best defense against an atheist moran with a gun…

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Read Dave Sedaris’ ‘Jesus Shaves’…

Echoes your sentiments well.

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He probably has a huge truck as well.

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Please don’t be in Pennsylvania, please don’t be in Pennsylvania, please don’t be in Pennsy… DOH!

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Saw this Simpson’s episode on the weekend. Very prescient.

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True. His wife also complains his gun usually discharges in a minute or two.

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