MMMhmmmm. Yeah, the only medical condition he’s suffering from is self-pity.
Fuck that guy.
Inflammation from diet eh?
Sounds like gout to me. Must be one of those country-club arrangements, too much paté and sherry.
My tummy hurts. Can I leave school early?
Who knew ostrich leather withdrawal was such a doozy
As soon as you flip on Two Scoops, dear.
Probably alcohol deprivation. Desperate to get out so he can drink again.
And today’s coveted “womp womp” goes to …
“A person familiar with Manafort’s condition said it was a serious medical condition that had to do with inflammation related to his diet.”
“Just about the worst case of Affluenza I’ve ever seen.”
Sounds like Manafort’s got the gout, also known as “the king’s disease.”
Poetic justice for a guy whose career was focused on helping tyrants get power. Sic semper.
Taking a page from Vinny the Chin.
It’s a mental condition.
So fuck you like you tried to fuck everyone
One possible remedy for his significant health issues is to be generous providing information to Robert Mueller.
Since Manafort and Trump go back several decades as close friends and business associates, it’s not surprising that he is using Trump’s doctor that diagnosed crooked Donnie’s military physical. …you know, the flat feet or fat ankles that enabled the latest Trump to chicken out of serving his nation.
Does little Paul Manafort have a cold?..tough shit ass hole.
Not life threatening and he’ll get over it. Certainly a lame excuse to use for getting out of jail.
He should get sentenced no sooner – and no later – than some nobody who can’t afford fancy lawyers.
I’d actually be more concerned about his mental health, to the point of wondering whether he is or should be on a suicide watch. Before he latched on to the Trump campaign, his combination of financial and personal woes landed him in something like a recovery center. for an extended period. There’s a great Atlantic article on this.
Yeah it’s called drying out and it isn’t any fun.
The Russians must be slowly poisoning him already!
Lots of people get inadequate health care in prison. That shouldn’t be the case, but I can’t see getting excited about it just because it affects a guy who used to wear nice suits.