He’s got an owwie. Stubbed his toe picking up the soap? Next, he’ll have orange-jumpsuit rash. Get used to it douchebag, you’re going away for a while.
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For the 10 deadlocked counts (thanks to one obstructing juror and a judge’s loud interrupting error) dismissed without prejudice, when does the statute of limitations run out on them? They can be refiled and retried until then.
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Did he whip up some fake tears as well?
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I see what you did there.
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Looks like sentencing is not till mid-February so he’ll be a jail bird a while longer and his “significant” health issue will have resolved itself.
Some people in jail you might feel sorry for but not this one.
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Considering all the evil crap he’s been involved in over the past few decades, this isn’t too surprising.
If you’ve ever wondered what Karma looks like? There it is. The Full Monty.
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Totally unintentional!!
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Vincent Gigante sentencing defense. give him a cell and bathrobe.
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Gout. Not even close to what the kids locked up along the border are going through.
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If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime!
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a wheelchair… did the judge roll his eyes?
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hey now!
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Now can you imagine how Trump -who’s at least as gluttonous and spoiled -would do in jail? I wonder if they make couch-sized wheelchairs?
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It’s funny how rich people tend to have health problems in prison, but poor people can handle it just fine.
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He’ll show up in court wearing a bathrobe mumbling to himself. “I have it in for Fat Donnie”
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That was my first thought as well. But he’s been locked up since when, July? I doubt Alexandria City Jail offers after-dinner Port and cigars. I’d have thought his diet would have improved a bit.
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Let this traitor rot. Take away privileges for him being a lying sack of shit.
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I wonder if his health issues are anywhere near as severe as those suffered by the political opponents of his former bosses?
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Setting up the sympathy pardon. For health reasons. Can’t have his liver getting too healthy, ya know.
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My grandfather had gout and he did smoke some cigars and drink some whiskey, but he lived a pretty simple life. Not an ostrich jacket in sight.
Manafort has probably had this before going to jail and now it’s reoccured and he’s milking it for all it’s worth.
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