Discussion: Man Walks Down Street Shooting People, Killing 3 And Injuring Others

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This is what bad Halloween candy and losing an hour of sleep with do to you.

Kidding aside, I am very sorry for the victims and glad the cops were able to take out this guy before anymore people were shot. Thoughts of comfort and peace to the victims’ families and friends.

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There must be something in the Bible about sowing and reaping. Right CO Springs?

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Not even Jerusalem in America is immune from gun violence in America. More unsuspecting victims murdered and wounded as the price to pay when fundamentalist religious zealotry and End Times predictions unite with fundamentalist 2nd Amendment zealotry and militias-restoring-True-Constitutional-Republic predictions, in a marriage performed and catered by the NRA. The billion-fold blessings of Mammon rain as blood over all who witness this union!

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Where were the GGWGs?

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Typical knee-jerk liberal press. Who says the shooter wasn’t “a good guy with a gun” and the three people killed on the sidewalks weren’t from ISIS… or SMERSH?

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Is SMERSH at it again? I thought we dispatched them about the same time we got rid of KAOS.

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GOP: “Tragic, yes, but this just isn’t the right time to discuss guns. Sorry.”

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Perhaps we need to take a different approach to this matter and attack these Right Wing, gun-totiing Neanderthals where we know they’re vulnerable.

We should just ask them: “Why are you listening to a guy named 'LaPierre’?”

It sounds…you know - French and effete and not-at-all-tough. If a Democrat with the name “LaPierre” were running for president, we’d never hear the end of it from these clowns.

No offense intended to those who are either French or effete.

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SMERSH is immortal. Cut off one head and two more shall take their place. Or, wait, maybe that’s HYDRA. Or ACORN. I always get those two confused.

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NRA: Gee, if only we had more guns in more people’s hands this kind of thing could be prevented.

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Alisha Jaynes told KKTV-TV 11 News (http://tinyurl.com/otg2qgo ) she was at an ATM when she saw a man with a gun walking calmly down the street.

There’s something wrong with that picture.

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Up until he started shooting people, I’m sure the NRA would claim he was just another law abiding person exercising his second amendment rights.

That’s the problem with the NRA and open carry - there is no way to tell the difference between someone exercising open carry and a homicidal maniac until the shooting starts.

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I just have a feeling that this will turn out to be just like, as Bill Maher so sagaciously noted, every other recent mass murder in the US, with a statistically insignificant few exceptions. It will be a single white male who has never been laid.

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Because a man can’t be stopped from walking down the street with a rifle the rest of us are left hoping he’s just a jerk with a small penis and not a homicidal maniac.

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Ah, small town Americana. Just a young man walking down Main Street on a beautiful Autumn afternoon…clutching a rifle. I can practically see the Norman Rockwell painting now. Well done, NRA!

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Where was the Good Guy With The Gun?

And why didn’t the citizens rally themselves to charge the guy and take him down? After all, he can’t possibly shoot them all, right?

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That’s the ticket…more gunz fer everybody!!!111!!!one!!!
Wayne LaPierre is happy.

Bobby Jindal says now isn’t the time to discuss gun control…

(Hides face and weeps)

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This. Is. Not. News.