Discussion: Louisiana GOPer Used Ashley Madison For "Waste Of Time" Opposition Research—Not Cheating

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He was looking for Democrats with natural breasts and policy conflicts…

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OK … does he naturally look like he would need to make use of additional assistance to help his love life?

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“Opposition Research”, huh? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

“ended up being a waste of money and time,” pretty much describes the entire GOP governing agenda.

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We’re going to hear many interesting “explanations” for AM usage in the coming days.

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It seems conceivable his pet goat didn’t mind.

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Yeah that’s the ticket, opposition research.

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Not from me, I was just looking for lonely house wives with needs.

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Of course he was. Just like most customers who visit brothels are doing research on the subject of prostitution to complete their thesis.

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" Ashley Madison database because he used the cheating website for “opposition research”

Oh,Research.That’s what it’s called now ? ROFLMAO!

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I’m sure he was just “polling” his constituents!

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I believe him. I am sure he watches porn for music and buys Playboy for the articles too. Nothing to see here.

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By “opposition research” I’m sure he meant “exploring his long repressed and sinful homosexuality,” and by “waste of time and money,” “no men got back to me.”

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“As the state’s leading opposition research firm, our law office routinely searches public records, online databases and websites of all types to provide clients with comprehensive reports,” Doré told the newspaper via text message. “Our utilization of this site was for standard opposition research. Unfortunately, it ended up being a waste of money and time.”

I actually believe this dude. It makes sense that a very small number of these accounts would be for folks doing opposition research, dirt-digging, etc. However, I wouldn’t agree with him that they wasted their time and money. If nothing was found, that just means you have to think of other strategies to help your client – unless what I’m hearing him say is that would be too much like “work.”

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Well, even taking him at his word here, lets examine that:

He logs into a website for cheaters, to look for the names of opponents that are also logged into the site, in order to expose them for being logged into a site for cheaters.

And yet, suddenly when he is exposed…for exactly that…its wrong?

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Well at least he didn’t say he was “offering a position on is staff”.

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Makes sense, Ashley Madison is good source for Diaper brands that are currently in vogue.

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OppositionResearch!!! Newest excuse .

Bet Josh wishes he’d come up with that one…!

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Lemme guess… he closed and locked his door while doing this research…

The timing also makes sense, given that it preceded a big year for Louisiana political offices on a number of fronts.