Oh, Lindsey, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty 200 dollar whore ! (H/T âBlazing Saddlesâ)
EDIT: for precision and inflation.
This phrase inadvertently reveals where Lindseyâs straw head is.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) complained on Wednesday night that the Russia probe had subjected President Donald Trump to âtwo years of a political rectal exam.â
Not even with a hazmat suit on top of my hazmat suit.
#DoubleBagger
Hello, did someone call?
Every cell in my body is throwing up. Thanks, Senator, for demonstrating an appropriate level of dignity for your personal debasement of your office.
If anyone knows about rectal exams, itâs Lindsey Graham.
Iâm pretty sure said examination found that Trump is completely full of shit.
âThis is just political revenge,â
âRevengeâ is a two-way thing. So what have you done to provoke the revenge? Merrick Garland? Hillary?
I hope Donald will adopt Lindseyâs turn of phrase and start using it in his tweetsâŚ
My first thought too.
My second thought was: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 
Graham in unSenatorial, Donnie is unPresidential. Two peas in a (corrupt) pod.
Itâs even a shitty metaphor (sorry). Does the doctor not tell you that such an exam is unpleasant but ultimately important?
âYou can say it anyway you like, but hereâs the bottom line: After two years of a political rectal exam, nobody has been looked at more than Trump,â
Lindsey Graham Laments Trumpâs âPolitical Rectal Examâ
Is that what theyâre calling the white house press conferences these days?
At Grahamâs age (and with his Congressional healthcare package), he well knows rectal exams are a necessary means of assessing the health of an individual. Bend over, TwitlerâŚ
Lindsey has joined Trump in the race to the âbottom!â (sorryâŚ)
Iâm sure thatâs true. The question, however, is why he wants at least one daily.
Just wait, Lindsey, your turn is coming. It would be mighty interesting to have a look at YOUR financial records.