He should stop his premature whining–they haven’t even yet slipped on the nylon gloves.
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Being a brown-noser and having a Freudian slip of the tongue leads to a bad taste in the mouth…
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Not a rectal exam, Lindsey, just a brain scan using the same portal…
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Lindsey’s on top of the in u endo on this one— yessir!
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Needless to say, rectal exams are only done on a**holes…
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Shorter Lindsey: “The President is a Ass.”
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Not to mention the kompromat the Russians have been collecting on the Belle of the Bawl since, say, 1994.
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Yep, the jokes just write themselves.
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And he didn’t even say ‘thank you’.
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Oh, behave!
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Well, when you’re as big of an assh*le as Donald Trump, a political rectal exam seems entirely appropriate.
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is it too early to discuss ‘projection’…
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Well bless his heart. He’s sure tying hard to get reelected, isn’t he? Does he have weekly reminder on his phone?
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The Rump has been the butt of enough jokes this morning.
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Graham continued off camera by adding, “And imagine how tired that Gerbil is by now! We gotta give the little guy a break.”
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“Siri, define santorum.”
— Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Asshole), enjoying another sashay down Memory Lane with his iPhone X
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Next-level toadying—imitating Trump’s characteristic projection. Creepy to watch him become a pod person.
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lots of smoke
lots of fire
most corrupt politician in my life time (including three years in Africa)
so, yeah, an exam of this sort is warranted, please use a fist to start
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