With any luck, we could have him kill Ma Hamhock. Or, if we are all very good kids and eat all our vegetables, maybe Donnie Two Scoops.
Indeed. It’s like saying that DD would never appoint his son-in-law minister plenipotentiary without portfolio. Perhaps it is that, unlike Ivanka, the Dotard doesn’t want Junior hanging around the White House.
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I wonder if Baghdad Bob is available?
Just heard him get roundly smacked about by a BBC reporter on the “News Hour”. She treated him the way few in our own media seem to be willing to. I was almost embarrassed for him.
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I love that Momism. Sanders’ hatefulness is almost innate. And without getting too deep into talking about her appearance too much, she really does look remarkably older than she is. She looks to be in her mid-50’s but she’s only 35. For someone who isn’t suffering from some type of addiction, who’s parents look to have aged normally, and someone who has likely never struggled financially one can only assume that her hideousness truly comes from within.
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Who cares.
I really hope the idiots in the White House hire Kimberly Guilfoyle. She would bring an appropriate element of Charo-like cuchi-cuchi, sleaze, and smart-ass, ill-informed, comments to the podium. Hell, I might even watch the briefings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaWi5iWsysg
Those facial expressions! How can you make them if you’re not thinking really bad thoughts?
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Oh, bullshit. Why, just last night, they came THIS CLOSE to giving deGrom another win. Considering what a terrible pitcher he is, that just demonstrates what a never-quit team the Mets …
… ah, who am I kidding? Their team BA is in Mendoza territory, their fielding is Dick-Stuart-esque, and Callaway makes Michael Scott (The Office) look outstanding.
Sorry. It’s a sore spot for me, having been a Mets fan since 1962
I think the natural choice for new Press Secretary is either Joe Isuzu or Tommy Flanagan – yeah, that’s the ticket! At least with them, you don’t get your hopes up about MAYBE hearing the truth.
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OK, so now THAT is what they want us to talk about… instead of #TreasonSummit.
I only clicked this story to say I’m not interested in what piece of lying crap will take over that piece of lying crap on the podium.
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Sanders is a total team player. I doubt the various Fox personalities will take the job. They are very career oriented and want to have a future after this gig. Sanders is perfect. She can lie and lie and it won’t have an impact on her future. She doesn’t have one.
How about Bill Shine? He’s good at putting out fires.
She is a vindictive POS, ugly inside and out. I hope she never works again, not a day in her life.
And Sara… People will CELEBRATE when you’re gone! You lying bag of dirt!
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She looks depressed as hell, but that is her own fault.
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Baghdad Rudy is the obvious choice. He’ll say anything, any time, while looking like he believes it.
One of my dearest friends is a retired communications director for a very large organization with many exposures. Recognizing her professionalism and skills I can not imagine a similar person being willing to subject themselves to the tramp toxicity. Sarah might be the best tramp can get…she is certainly a step up from The Moouch.
The leading candidates:
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She will be paid by churches to give lectures for the rest of her life. Grifting for white Jesus.
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I vote for this guy …
Just so we can hear “That’s all folks” at the end of each press briefing.
Although, Porky Pig may be incapable of lying.