Heather Nauert:
Blonde? sure
Boobs? yeah
Raving sycophant? Could be - what’s the job pay?
The job is yours.
No one can replace Ms. Sanders, much like no one can replace the 1962 Mets.
Newly minted Communications Director Bill Shine has reportedly privately asked friends and allies for their thoughts on who could replace Sanders if she were to leave the White House in the next few months, according to several current and former officials who spoke with Politico. Shine denied those reports and told Politico that Sanders is a “total team player.”
What kind of answer is that ? I’m sure Raj Shah will kill to get this job…
somewhere in America there is another rightwing nut with an ugly daughter from a backwoods Baptist college
Any available intern would suffice to do the read out then just play the best of SRH pat responses. Who needs anyone new?
What??? Giving up already on a long and proud tradition of blatant nepotism??
Color me shocked!
The job is to stand up there and tell a stream of lies. So nothing will change. Everyone should keep in mind it’s a career-ender, though. Just ask Sean Spicer. Give him a call, I guarantee he’s home.
I don’t want to start a pile on, but the fact that Ms. Sanders may (or not…) be ugly is irrelevant to her qualifications to be press secretary.
You just know it’s going to be a pretty woman sycophant for the extra twist of the knife in the back on her way out. trump will be glad to be rid of this “not a 10” SHS, and be done with the debt he owed Huck for dragging the evangelicals aboard. That has to be the reason SHS got the job in this most visible role.
Beauty is only skin deep, but for SHS ugly goes all the way to the bone.
Here’s hoping she can never again go out in public without being booed.
Or the 2018 Mets! Do’H!
No shortlist - Mr Shine is bringing in his Foxy*s Friends .
The only question left answering is, will it be a person on Faux News from the morning, afternoon or evening lineup?
What is the big deal? One sucker for another.
If Trump asked my opinion, I would say to him that instead of hiring one of those aging porn star looking fox drones go for the real deal and hire Stormy Daniels, they can remove the podium and install a pole and man, can Stormy keep the press distracted. Has the additional advantage that makes Avennati go away.
The only drawback is that Stormy might decline, after all she has a reputation to protect.
You mean she’s still there? Oh, Alex Jones would bring a certain panache to the job.
Trump could always bring Spicer back, just in time to declare “President Trump’s military parade was the largest held in the history of the world!!”
Or just eliminate the position and make life easier for DJT et al.